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[ßlï†zø @RodeoBlitz55]

Hi there, i'm Blitz, ~the "O" is silent~ and i'm the owner of I.M.P.!

Mun is 30+
portrayal includes:
Semi-lewd/mostly SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Ship: ᕼᗩᖇᕵᘿᖇ
Pansexual
Cuss words/offensive
Blunt-ness
Response time varies

DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!

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@ToucanMom Thats..

… yeah, fine.. i’ll give that to you.

The ultimate waiting game, if you ask me~

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*the world is literally burning around him*

Everything’s fiiine~~

No really, it’s Hell. What’d you expect, dumbass..

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@RoxanneWolfLove *his spine stiffened*
Fawwkk!! Ahh, kay.. take it easy..

When will humans learn to just mind their damn business before meddling with us Hellions?..

The fuck did they want with your eggs, anyway? I mean.. that’s all sorts of messed up.

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@bitchy_houndz ….

The fuck?..

I dunno, Loony.. j-just stay away from humans. They have the strangest ‘life lessons’ up there.

Think they all are a bit cracked.

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@RoxanneWolfLove Satans BALLS you startled me!

*wave* .. ‘eeeyy, Charlie..

Anything new at the railroad station?

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@bitchy_houndz @s_spacetopia @Helluvahoundz @minatoon_ @ExePiggy @Loona4355 @NickyShadowBun @StolasHootHoot @hound_girl666 @SyaraUnicorn Damn!! That’s a lotta ass.

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@WrathfulFarmer *the punch made his hands pop from his pockets*

A spar session? *he glanced at Joe’s bulky arms with a gulp*

Y’know how i said i dont wanna get Mill’s angry?.. i have a pretty clear idea WHO taught her~

Got a safe word, there?

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So lucky my dad hasn’t tried to contact me.

After the run in with baby-dicks dad? No thanks. I’m good with running into mine.

…right?

��.say i’m right…

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4:00am and binge watching Schmigadoon~

Wonder if Mox knows about this yet..

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@CKinniku *impish noises as he���s hugged*

*demonic trill* there, there.. you’ll come around eventually~

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@bitchy_houndz @xpinkettevampsx And it’s not like she SOUNDS like an amazing investment to have.. we just cant pay her. She cant work here and not get paid, y’know?.. nothing personal, sweetie.

*he piped a bit* .. so, um.. when can i meet your new friend?

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@bitchy_houndz @xpinkettevampsx I mean, i’m having trouble paying our staff as it is.. i’m afraid it’s a no-hire situation at the moment, kiddo.

*he sunk his shoulders* but.. that doesn’t mean she cant come by the office once in a while~

Just for now, sweetie. Financial crunches are difficult ++

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@ToucanMom *he began to drool*

Augh..

Ooh, oh, it’s healthy too~

*his tail tip wagged happily* i’m IN.

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@Lycancub940 THANK you.

‘Course i’m right.

*waves the thought off* i hardly resemble my dad anyway.

……

*well that was a lie.*