Rodger Lampley

Whatever you heard is probably true. :)

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“Funner” should be a valid word because it’s less letters. @MerriamWebster

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I still feel like a dinosaur whenever I eat a salad. 🦕

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Reach for the stars, and you’ll land on a clown..

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They should get a real life Dr. Pepper to recommend Dr. Pepper.

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Ambulances need curtains.. Pretty sure I just saw a dead guy at 6 a.m.

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Inadvertent naps are often the best naps.

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I can’t tell if you’re trying to wrap up the conversation or if you’re just bad at texting.

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Do you honestly think that I care if you’re lactose intolerant if I don’t even care that I’m lactose intolerant?

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I just put teriyaki jerky in my ramen. Hopefully it’s the best and I’m blessed.

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The key to an effective sneeze is fearless follow through.

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I’ve had Space Oddity stuck in my head for three days, and I ain’t even mad about it.

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@pandoramusic if I “Thumbs Up” a song, y’all should give me another skip for doing so since I’m participating. Just an idea. Goodnight.

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Someone just drove by my house blasting Patsy Cline. You’re in my prayers.

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I hate the rain.

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My worst flaw is that I accidentally tell the same people “good morning” multiple times.

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I’m not trying to walk like a diva, my back is killing me.

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I mistakenly took a bite of cinnamon applesauce without thinking about it, and it reminded me of my grandmother. Now I hope it never stops raining..

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@DonaldTrump, I have an idea. Why don’t we declare war on mosquitoes? Mosquitoes actually kill more people than people kill people and they annoy the heck out of me. Think about it, if you kill all the mosquitoes in the world, you’d go down as the best president of all time.

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A wasp flew along my arm and brushed against me, but didn’t sting me. I’m one with nature.

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The “please don’t let that smell be coming from my vehicle” city #Lexington