Rod love

Sage like advisor, but mostly self deluded

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

“In 31 years’ time, Ollie Watkins will avenge me…”

[DJ @_DJ98]

@mocent0 I couldn't resist.

[Rod love @Rodlove63]

@MattHighton It was the future

[Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Football_Scot]

“I love Scotland. Irn Bru. The Krankies. Typing things oot in my ain accent.”

Fair play @paddypower. The best advert of #Euro2024 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@stephenkb Yes - my wife said exactly the same

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@g0blinegg There’s a spot like this on Grinshill it was part of the old stone quarry

No pond, but very ominous vibe and used to freak me and my friends out when we used to walk in the woods.

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@shroppiemon I still salute the single magpies

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily?

Join a union.

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@shroppiemon I have been told I was Moithering before …they were right too

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@jamiesmart @neillcameron Team bagel 🥯 all day for us

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@scrumpox1 @T2Rugby OMG - That was a tour of legend

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@sarajcox Top comedian Greg Davies l came into the Hounslow Burgerking I worked in - it was a while ago.

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England’s largest gold nugget found in Shropshire

Very careless of whoever dropped this…. https://t.co/VVgPJ88WfB

[steve @bagshaw2112]

I love shit like this …

Love Shit Like This

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a
man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no
thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of
thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..
Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured
on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the
ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on. Hence the phrase........ 'goodnight,
sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000
years ago that for a month after the wedding, the
bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was
lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon

6. At the start of every football season Villa fans
claim they are a massive club, and going to win a
trophy, hence the phrase 'deluded cunt'.

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@QueenRMade1 She’s been in hospital

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@jamiesmart Good to see the Horse Police Helicopter back in action

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@Scotlandteam To play badly and win - mark of a good team

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@McMeechan88

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@HelenGradwell Aunty Joan was a family treasure

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@RealMattLucas Good to see so many puppets well represented in the line up…..