Rodney Suburbs

Syracuse ‘08. Proud father of 3. Always down to have a domestic light. Divorced ‘21.

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Girls with lip fillers are beat af

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@JohnnieMcSpeaks Ya she is a dumb whore and will appreciate you treating her like an object

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Sunday night shakes

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I hate mf’s that are in a gc and never say anything. Just leave brotha, I view you as an opp that is tracking my texts

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Friday work? Nah, I’m gonna prepare for the season all day #MockDrafts

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New coworker said he is excited to see The Odyssey this week. I already know the fun words are off limits around him #faggot

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@mcavoymiz Looks like all you can do well is read and write, but struggle in the subjects that make the world turn.

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@kd_other_burner you should’ve tried showing that body off more #🪵

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If my wife ends up being a lesbian and she files for divorce without letting me have a threesome with her and her dyke. I’m hiring a great lawyer to ensure she never see’s the children again

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Europe is wild, just straight up becoming dystopian right infront of our faces and nobody cares #WorldCupFinals

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I got like 20 good hair days left man

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Love seeing a tan chick in short shorts #slut

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@JohnnyThaHmr Send her a dick pic. Let her know what she’s missing

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Another day I head to work and feel for our teachers who have been on vacation for the past month, and still have another month and a half left of vacation. We need to pay them more!!

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Pulisic deadass needs to be cut, provides nothing to the team

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@jerrickblumpkin Pretend you want it to just so you can hit a couple times Stud

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Fighting the urge to use my 3 monitors at work to goon to large breasts

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@hoosierjests Good to go brother, black out for the founding fathers

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In all seriousness, if a dad said he’s going out to get milk just to never return to his wife and children. He is an absolute savage #expand

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This ref is an opp