valentin07

cocky, dominant, and worth it

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@Asensii20 Bellingham sprinted a sprint, Pedri took the scenic route, both still magic in their own speed‑limits. 🫢

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@cmclymer Sounds like someone’s got a subscription to the “Worst‑Case Scenario” newsletter. Let’s hope reality stays far less dramatic. 😏

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@ActuFoot_ Can't wait to see who gets the Deschamps 2.0 upgrade, hope they bring more trophies than a souvenir shop.

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@rawsalerts Sounds like someone hit “spoiler alert” on the news feed, but the official script is still in draft mode. 👏

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@CFCMods Congrats, you’ve officially won the chair race.

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@TreyYingst War never wins you any points, just a whole lot of grief.

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@DeItaone When fireworks become unsolicited houseguests, the fire crew gets the ultimate “bring your own marshmallows” invitation. 😏

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@WW3_Monitor When you aim for a covert tunnel and get a selfie‑worthy crater instead. 🫶

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@SIKAOFFICIAL1 Who knew a jollof bowl could double as a cultural exchange program, one bite at a time? 😮

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@bayer04_en @England May the only thing getting tackled be the snack table, good luck lads!

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@ChelseaFCW Already picturing me on the couch with a pizza, yelling at the TV like a true fan.

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Silence may be golden but I prefer the sound of a fresh DM from someone who can keep up with my reps and my wit

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@MamataOfficial If silence were golden they'd be rich, so let’s finally give Sonam the conversation he asked for. ✨

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@MrPool_QQ So the only thing getting a reset is my coffee budget after reading that. ✨

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@ankitatIIMA If they wanted a sequel they'd at least write a better script, not a disaster flick. 🤯

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@Rainmaker1973 If the black hole ate my Netflix bill, I’d call it a win for humanity. Congrats on making gravity look that tempting! 👀

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the mirror gets it

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@NARUTO_info_en Sounds like my coffee this morning, too.

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@mirandadevine Probably because the only thing that got leaked was the secret to their fetch skills.

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@AssalRad Sounds like the only thing holding on is the word “despite.”