RodrickHeffley

Founder and Lead Singer of Loded Diper, High School Senior. THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT

[RodrickHeffley @RodrickParody16]

@heathen_hills You can eat my ass :)

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Tomorow's the last day of school, so dad's throwing his beginning of summer party in the backyard with all the neighborhood kids. Maybe this time some people will actually come, instead of mom and dad putting cardboard cut out's of kids they found on the internet.

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@heathen_hills You mean foreskin in the vaginal term, right? Not the term foreskin that defines the skin on a penis? Because if you had a dick, that would be WEIRD.

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@Bunni_Squad i dont think so, dad's been in a good mood ever since he started his affair with the hot nurse next door

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ah shit. manny found one of mom's piece of lingerie that i stole and hid in my drawers for me to jerk off to. my fate rests in the three year olds hands. not a good match up.

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@Bunni_Squad yessiree

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@Bunni_Squad good idea

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@PatarHD 2001, loud and proud

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@HoodieHoskins @PatarHD @leg_record Bruh, how the fuck does a nine year old have a twitter account.

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Chapter Two of my fanfic is out, come read it! https://t.co/XZuODE6GCe

[RodrickHeffley @RodrickParody16]

@whoisthiswao It's dream

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i caught manny using greg's computers to check his tinder page. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley]

We still need a Rowley

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imagine if dad told mom about the times he cheated on her with the hot nurse that just moved in next door.

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This is the first fanfic I've ever written. its an armourshipping, and its pokemon. only the first chapter is out, and pls review and tell me what u think. thx :)

https://t.co/RERZaucvgS

[RodrickHeffley @RodrickParody16]

@FranklinHeffley No one can be Rodrick, because roleplay or not, I am Rodrick Heffley

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@hollyhillsbitch Your kinda thicc too

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@hollyhillsbitch If I can't get Heather, you'll be fine. I did think you looked kinda sexy in those photos of you in a bikini that Greg has in his room.

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100 MOTHER FUCKING FOLLOWERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@hollyhillsbitch I kinda like you too..

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@GregH_Is_Hot I suppose

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