CaptainMorgan⚔️

Blue Collar Woman 🤟🏽

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Blessing your timeline with my sweet boy ❤️

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

“Idk. Open your bible or something!?” 🫠

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

I’m 28.
The look on peoples faces when I tell them I have 4 kids makes me laugh everytimmmeee 😆

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

The genes on my dad’s side are so strong. Raymond is convinced lotus is his twin. But our daughter is literally white with red hair. That’s all me babyyyy 🤣

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

I 100% believe half the women i lift with think my ass is fake. Just ask pookie. You can even touch it 😛

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

How the fuck do you even withdrawal money from an ATM without a fucking card????

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Never been so proud of my mom.

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Totaled my car bc some guy stopped on the FREEWAYYY and now I’m stuck waiting for the pay off to fall off my credit so I can get a new car. ✨lovely✨

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

My Insurence would rather pay out my car then pay to have it fixed. Make that make sense. 🙃🙃

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Lotus picks her boogers and then freaks out about them being on her fingers and tricks me EVERYTIME to grab it off her hand and then laughs when I realize it’s a booger!!

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

I never pictured myself as a “gym girly” but let me tell you, the shit I have been putting my body thru these past months has been paying off. I havnt fit into a medium anything since high school! 😩😩 now I just need my hair to grown 🥲🙃 lol

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they just don’t make parody movies like this anymore

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

The universe is telling me to rewatch one tree hill … 😫

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

“Your network is unstable”

Bitch, I’m unstable now play the damn video 😤😤

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Working two jobs is literally killing me.
I could make more money shaking my ass. 🙃🙃🙃

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

I have never been so annoyed in my entire life. 😒

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

I literally only need my Starbucks and Flum to get through the day 🤟🏽

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

Picked the kids up and told Ben to say by to Letty and give her a hug because it was his last day and he did and he told her “I love you, i go to school okay” 🥹🥹🥹

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

It’s 1000 degrees outside and lotus is the blankie girl who can’t leave without her damn fluffy blankie 🙃🙃🙃

[CaptainMorgan⚔️ @RodriguesMorgan]

My job is giving me an opportunity to go to Mississippi.
18 year old me would be so proud of the person I am today 🥲