Hey guys. I started commissions cause I want to be able to help out, if I am able to move in with a friend willing to help me out soon. Would mean alot if you could check me out and commission or just support 🖤🤍 Maybe even a retweet <3
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THINKING ABT HOW TECHNO IS THE ONE WHO LOVES ROMCOMS AND ROMANCE BOOKS WHILE WILBUR IS THE ONE WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN LOVE… LIKE IMAGINE GRUMPY TECHNO AND CHEERY WILBUR
wilbur: love is dead 😶
techno: u dont mean that 🥰
techno, approaching phil: i heard u and mom are having a date night. it’d be a shame if wilbur… mysterious got sick 🙂
phil, gritting his teeth: what do you want
techno, whispering: 20 dollars. on our desks. 8 pm sharp. knock twice so no one sees.
-insert dramatic lighting-
phil: give me back my wife!
techno and wilbur, sitting in an armchair like mob bosses: its icecream for your spot back in bed. i know you’ll make the right decision 🚬
phil: you bastards…