🍁Snompologist🎃

:: He/Him :: FFXIV :: Sullivan Norwood (Hyperion) :: Indelible Lion (Mateus) :: Appreciator of all things Big :: I’m Lagging 24/7 ::

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HEY GAMERS REMEMBER TO USE CODE "GOOBS" IF YOU'RE BUYING YOUR BATTLE PASS

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Regular reminder that I’m active AF on the butterfly site

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I'm embarrassed for Apple.

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@ian_atrus Oh 500% there was a way to power it WITH ANYTHING BUT LIFE ENERGY but god forbid we upgrade their shitty diesel powered server

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@ian_atrus But

They don’t have souls

That’s the whole thing; the soul is stripped and recycled into a Reraise can

They’re JUST memory given form

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@ian_atrus Well yeah, on a selfish level

But it’s like clinging to lost hope; it’s not REALLY them, there’s no soul, it’s just a projection

Actually, in that case, those creepy AI “resurrections” people do of dead family? I could delete that so easily.

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@BullDad_Deimos Mhmm!

And somehow still the Monster Cock speedo from WildmanT struggles; it’s not even THAT big!!!

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@ian_atrus I dunno

Would these people sacrifice their friends and families in that situation? Eh. Something tells me no.

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@ian_atrus Sacrificing the currently living for the dead is a just plain stupid decision, dunno how people waffle on it *shrug*

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@BullDad_Deimos Basically exclusively moved to D5NS

Tempted to push more than a liter at a time, but it swells to 1.5-2L and that’s the nice, comfy big I enjoy 🥰

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@CatDaddy_Hunt Oooh I gotta ask; what top is that?!

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@BullDad_Deimos Ohh I’ve only managed that a few times myself!

Want a cheat code? Look into D5NS; Dextrose - Saline mix

Make sure you’re super hydrated and for a few hours after filling, you’ll keep swelling bigger and bigger

You’ll have to lower what you start with, but it’s very exciting ✨

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@Hrobro Big black knots…. Mmmmmm 🤤

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@ZaleGallant_XIV We did the thing \o/

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@drakspearxiv This persons post reeks of “intentional bad-faith engagement” tbh

“Does anyone enjoy actually cooking a meal from scratch? I can eat just fine with frozen TV dinners.”

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