Merchant of Hope

Man of few words & fewer tweets.

[Karan @karankendre]

"You need to make the website/app responsive for a foldable phone now"

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

"He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do."

-Fallopians 24:7

[Merchant of Hope @RogeredThat]

Wuu Huu next life mein main Roger :)

[Nami₊˚⊹ ᰔ @psyuttik]

Your pfp is you in your next life

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

I am so obsessed with this camera angle. Can’t get enough.

[м𝚘ʀɴιɴԍ𝚜тᴀʀ @Abhi_XI]

Fav

[King Sam👑 @Kvnqsam]

This😂😭

[Merchant of Hope @RogeredThat]

Ab aayega mazzzzzaaa !!!

Left screen pe sports dekho
Right screen pe tweet daalo 😎😎

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The foldable iPhone Duo will allow you to run two apps side-by-side. #AppleEvent

[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

it’s 105 degrees in september and people wanna use chatgpt to see what they would’ve looked like in the 80s okay

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Oh hell yeah, we are gonna learn about birds, one bird per day

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

the first person to figure out you could eat in front of the tv must've been like fuck yeah fuck yes

[Christopher Fryant @cfryant]

Yeah I don't know if I buy this, Apple.

[Nick @BowTiedMarmott]

Don’t get so caught up trying to give your kid a good life that you forget to give them a good day

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In a few years these will be the good old times.

Then a few years later there will be no more times.

[‏J ҉J @JoIIII_1]

جوالي اليوم
بعد مؤتمر ابل

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Here is a leaked top-secret plan for stopping AI if it tries to kill all humans:

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Anthropic: We are going to kill you

OpenAI: We are going to kill you first

Apple: You can take even better pictures now :)

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This will forever be one of the top 10 videos ever..

[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

openai: *releases a better model once*

anthropic: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

I don’t mean to sound Melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the Stars and now people can’t make a Grocery list without the help of Ai.