Roger — parody.

Not the real @RogerFederer. Swiss Professional Tennis Player. Wimbledon enthusiast. Parody Account. — RP/FL

[Roger — parody. @RogerFedercr]

━━━━━ ROGER FEDERER 🎾

❛ I don’t play for the record books. ❜

┋ Tennis AU
┋ Literate
┋ Non-Dating
┋ MDNI – 21+
┋ EN only

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↺ + ♡

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@ReyDeArcilla How about… now? Let’s get the missing Roger party started?

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Those adorable dumpling cheeks.

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@ReyDeArcilla Is somebody missing me?

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Hey Sascha! What was this exhibition about? Pity I never got the chance to say hi in person

[𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗮 𝗭𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘃 @GoldenerTennis]

Hi, @RogerFedercr 👋🏻

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There he goes again, acting like he knows all about my special friendship with Rafa.

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The last part was obviously written in a haste.

But a small greeting card could only afford so much space for Roger to express his sentiments.

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Roger waits with his phone in hand for the next hour to stay updated with the news of @ReyDeArcilla surprise delivery.

He heaves a sigh of relief when the delivery company he had hired dropped a message to confirm that the gig had been carried out successfully.

Along with the —

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gifts, there was also a handwritten note that sat clipped within the rosé bouquet, addressed specially to the Spaniard.

“Have a good recovery, Rafa. I know you’re too busy to go shopping so I’ve got you some fashionable clothes to try out.

P.S. Happy Valentine’s Day. Ur cute.”

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@ReyDeArcilla 📲 I have something delivered for you. Let me know when you receive it.

Roger didn’t want to overdo his surprise. Sure, he deliberately picked a date that coincided with Valentine’s Day to deliver the gifts. But he couldn’t risk being too explicit about it as Rafa might panic.

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Roger whips out his phone to write a quick text to @ReyDeArcilla.

“Are you going to be at home today? In the morning?”

Today was a special occasion, and Roger had a small surprise planned for Rafa.

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@ReyDeArcilla What is your opinion about a person who moves on from a relationship after a year and ends up liking a friend who has been by their side for the longest time?

Are you sure there would be no judgement, Rafa?

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@ReyDeArcilla Another player on tour maybe? Just hopefully not Novak?

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Do you still remember this trip from 12 years ago, @ReyDeArcilla?

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@ReyDeArcilla It’s okay Rafa.

It’s actually—

The name of the Spaniard was threatening to trip off the tip of his tongue. And Roger was excruciatingly close to /saying/ Rafa’s name.

Yet again, his paralyzing fear of rejection throws him off course.

… It’s actually nothing.

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@ReyDeArcilla That’s still… a long time away. I will miss you a lot during the time apart.

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@NoIeDjoker I have my own ways of celebrating the occasion. Not that you would know, since we’re not exactly friends who exchange private social media handles.

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@NoIeDjoker Can you even be confident that I would have accepted your casual invite to play tennis together?

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@NoIeDjoker If they don’t want to play tennis with me they don’t have to. I’m an advocate for them to pursue their passions.

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@NoIeDjoker || that’s true he doesn’t like that Novak beat him to a Valentine’s Day date

👁️👄���️

[Roger — parody. @RogerFedercr]

@NoIeDjoker There’s me and Rafa. But we prefer to stick to each other. No space for three.

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What’s your track record of success as a tennis coach? Prove me wrong, don’t just go on a rant.

You can do better than that.