Roger Linus

I'm a Workman, my son's a douche

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

Vegas odds for me making any more appearances? [4815162342 to 1] #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

your mother would have loved Avatar @Benjamin__Linus #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

just because i have a past record involving kid-spying doesn't mean @benjamin__linus had to interrogate @desmonddhume like that #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

im not cleanin up all that explosion mess #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

didn't have the heart to tell @benjamin__linus how terrible his easter eggs looked. so hopefully this will give him the message! #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

i, too, am on the submarine and important #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

That was a waste of what appeared to be a fine wine, sir @FakeJohnLocke

[Benjamin Linus @Benjamin__Linus]

Tina Fey is on the Island???

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

@FakeJohnLocke if you hook me up with that booze , ill tell you where vincent is (hint, had a little accident with the van) #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

Who is your daddy ... and what does he do? @Benjamin__Linus #Lost #kindergartencop

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

@FakeJohnLocke did someone say Dharma Beer ? #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

@Benjamin__Linus son, i need you to pick me up some enemas on the way home ... might want to pick up some rubber gloves too #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

in case yall were wondering, that wasn't oxygen running through that nose-tube, it was this sweet hookup i made for my bong #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

hey @benjamin__linus , i need you to wipe my ass and cook me a hot pocket #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

alternate world me is quite the pussy #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

i hate those damn TV dinners #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

why does @benjamin__linus get his own episode? i guess the menendez brothers did get their own Inside Edition though.. #LOST

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

i bet i could keep the town clean if i had the smoke ability yall .. hint hint can i be a candidate #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

does the locke flock have free booze @FakeJohnLocke #lost

[Roger Linus @RogerLinus]

#LOST @ClairesAlive i can see down ur shirt!