Roger Protzy

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Plans for a quality beer competition dashed! 2012 gbbf will have 2 categories, mild and bitter, use of exotic malts/hops will be punished!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Fostering innovation, originality and quality....

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Right time to plan next years gbbf, I'm thinking an all inclusive true celebration of progressive British brewing, over 100 beer categories,

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Feeling squiffy, all bets are off tonight, could be drinking carling very soon...,

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Ignore my previous comments idiot brewers please send me black IPA's for me to try...for educational purposes you do understand!?

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

What's happened to my willpower!? I'll be drinking Black IPA's next...actually...that's an idea...

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

the urge has got me...can't fight it, back at the pub, dirty beer in hand it's like a dodgy trip to Bangkok it's wrong but feels so right!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Got my moob signed by beiber!day just can't get any better! I am feeling naughty tho perhaps a stroll by that pub with the dirty keg beer...

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

'This old man, his name's Protz, he wears sandles with his socks...

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Just heard some young members singing this song...not happy, their family's will suffer protenation!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Things to do today: get Justin Beiber's autograph at Harrods, try an avoid drinking anymore dirty keg beer, start writing new book 300 Milds

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

��@justinbieber: got a bunch of pics sent to me of the fans in the UK lined up today for the release of #SOMEDAY at Harrods. I'M THERE!!!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Note to self, next camera meeting discuss the possibility of declaring all beer that isn't real ale 'nonbeer' and needing protenation!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

I've got an itch that I just don't seem to be able to scratch ever since my brief dirty keg beer dalliance...

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Disrespect from my junior commissars ahem I mean brewery liaison officers will not be tolerated!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Just thought of a fantastic new book, '300 Milds to try to make you want to die' hmmm maybe not quite the selling point of the original...

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Dammit my penance has gone cockeyed, should have cooked the spaghetti before attempting self flagellation!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Idiot brewers who do you think you are trying something new and interesting...pah that's a fools game!

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

The protinator is relaxed, @justinbieber on the stereo time to check the fridge! Another black IPA...sigh

[Roger Protzy @RogerProtz]

Protinator I like that, I have been sent back through time to revive dead beer styles and make people drink what I think they should drink!