Roger Smith

Paid employee of FOX aka owner of Earth.

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needz moar drugs

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These hideous old white men need wigs bad.

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Oh my God, Congressman Spenser Bachus looks like he leased his scalp out to a honey badger!

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Jason is at bar watching the game, bryn is bathed & down, so tonight it's ladies' night. Skinnygirl cucumber vodka here we come.

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I'd love to watch CSPAN when they have Hawaiian shirt day in Congress.

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I thought they wore wigs here.

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Watching CSPAN with Stan.

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They’ll vote aGainst herWhen shE fails to meet their gross sexual expectations ANd
I will enjoyHer inevitable foray into Celebrity boxing

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Batshit-insane American Quitter dangerous delusional numbskull snowbilly grifter and strip-mall Ice Queen of Wasilla

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Dear Sarah Palin: Thanks for bumping me up to only the second most hated and useless woman on the planet. Enjoy the bottom. Love, Yoko Ono

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I would need more crack cocaine than carter has liver pills to french kiss @SladeSmiley

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@SladeSmiley is the anti christ.

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I didn't think I could find anyone more physically repulsive than Rick Santorum, then I saw @SladeSmiley in a mullet wig.

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@GretchenRossi you are pretty awful, but you're still too good for @sladesmiley

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Okay, one more candy bar and if that doesn't shove my feelings away I'll write a letter and send it to Parade magazine.

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Why do we need public infrastructure when lazy poor people could just walk to work?

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Just slip that gay marriage bill in with Governor Christie's charges from the Golden Corral and he'll sign it into law!

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I don't get it - if marriage is only between a man and a woman, how did Mrs. Christie get to marry a hippopodomous?

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Mitt Romney to tree: "You`re the same height as my wife."

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Oh my GOD, LOL Rick Santorum, a little advice from me...a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner...