Jaqen H'ghar

Just trying to be no one

[Maryjane. @mj_owen_]

“So I billed him”

[Mr Rango🦎 @rangoke_2]

Mine is to echo what mwalimu said

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

one night with her gonna turn into a 10 year jail term FUCK no 😭

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Kuna uchungu wa kufinywa na mlango ya gari then kuna uchungu hii ngoma ikiimbwa kwa matanga😭😭😭😭😭.

[Njeri Wa Migwi™ @NjeriWaMigwi]

My Uber driver is called Vaseline, that's what on his Mpesa name. Very nice chap as well.

I've met a Bodmas too. Refrained myself from asking a maths joke

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Bachelor of connections.

[Suss_virtual @suss_virtual]

You've not heard this one:

Dad: Take this food back to the kitchen, I'll wait till you mum comes back so that we can eat together.
Meanwhile mum is killing my phone with 'Has your dad eaten?' SMS and calls.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Them townsfolk would have put sis in a pack in the 1600’s

[Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪 @luckyaudreyy]

Heri nyinyi hamkula boflo😂😂

[MADY 👩‍🏫✨ @Aba__ady]

First link activities

[the one 🌟 @sapidberry]

He won, you got fucked sis and he still went back to his girl.

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Lived it. Loved it. Leverkusen. 🖤❤️

[Becks @BeckhamsView]

We can't do all that and not win against Spurs

[CHRISTINA🐆🖤💋 @christina11821]

Oh ion stand a CHANCE against you bitches 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

My life is in danger. I'm at Serena Hotel, Dar es Salaam and they're armed men in civilian clothes outside my room. They claim they are police officers, but they have refused to identify themselves. They will have to break the door to remove me here. I'm not going to open it.

[Dr. Njoki Ngumi @njokingumi]

I am sorry that uppercase MTU is so violent 🤣

[Klaus @Martoh__]

Hizi chapati hunichekesha sana ju kuna day flani alipost amezitumanisha yuwes lakini jamaa flani wa uthiru hakupewa order yake

[Of monsters and men @Ianliam6]

Hamtaki nuclear,hamtaki coal , mnataka tu tukae in a perpetual unending cycle of poverty as we blame the white man for our poverty.