Roger Verysmart

Parody account of the funniest man in crypto.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

With the exception of writing, testing, and deploying high-quality code, Core is clueless about how to improve Bitcoin.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Hey @DougPolkVids Can you loan me $47M?

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Keep getting scam calls from this @MarkDavidLamb asking for money. Never heard of the guy before!

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Especially if I run for office again.

[Roger Ver @rogerkver]

When it comes time to vote, don’t.
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[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@maxkeiser Pure rhetoric. The truth is BCH is superior to BTC in every way except for market cap, hash power, developer contributions, amount of venture-backed projects, number of users, ability for anyone to verify the chain, decentralization, lack of scammers, and quality of the code.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Any female entrepreneurs looking for funding for a BCH-based company? Come on by and take a seat in our office. Do you have what it takes?

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

When I called @jack to demand he add #BCH to @CashApp, he told me "Go Fuck Yourself!" Then, I thought, "A-ha, that must explain how @stark got BTC added!" It's the only explanation.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Satoshi's Vision may be finally reaching some of the last holdouts. Could there be a big announcement brewing? @rusty_twit

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Team Craig or Team Jihan? Which way shall I go?

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@satofishi I can't quit you, Wang Chun. Unless you started calling it BCash.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@YusifAman @Bitcoin @jack @McDonalds McDowell's is the real McDonald's. It's Roy Kroc's Vision.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Thanks to banning @bitcoin , @jack now has blood on his hands and is responsible for 27.3 babies dying.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@nirvanadev @haydentiff @starkness @adam3us Tiffany Hayden and Roger Very Smart are definitely the top two Crypto Parody accounts.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

That feeling when you shell out big bucks for a twitter account just to see it get deleted.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

One of my first cars was a Cobra. That's why I'm thrilled to own another one!

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

“Most people who get into higher (political) office become sociopaths.” -@RonPaul at #Anarchapulco https://t.co/VW6jQ16Wfw

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Anyone wanting to ride my next pump and dump, I speak at Anarchopolco this weekend... just sayin.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Who wants to be Roger's Bottom BCH?

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

Special shoutout to all the useful idiots who do my work for free after I get the ball rolling. https://t.co/n2BZFZxuoC

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@BTCNewsUpdates @SEC_Enforcement This parody is not managed by https://t.co/imdlHL9j89 or its sockpuppets.

[Roger Verysmart @rogerverysmart]

@BTCNewsUpdates @SEC_Enforcement Are you triggered? This is a parody account, not a sock puppet.