Isabela

Whatever else I am, I'm a damn good captain.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 31 Oct 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 31 Oct 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

Oops

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

Shit...

[Reductress @Reductress]

How Not To Do The Finger Into Circle Hand Thing When Your Friends Announce That They’re Trying: https://t.co/aPm5ZINKSE

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

The best tonic has gin in it.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

If you’re feeling down I can feel you up.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@Fereldan_Queen “You can help yourself out of that dress. But I’ll gladly assist if you like.”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@Fereldan_Queen
“A queen huh? I always did like a woman on top.”

[Bio-ductress @Bioductress]

Woman need to stop being so passive aggressive and start duelling

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

The benefit of being a pirate is that you can still bury your treasure in all your ex’s.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

This is the only time of year where I can say I’m hot, sweaty and sticky and no one will shout at me.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@mvrderofcrows “Where...?”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@DalishMerrill I could show you if you like.

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

“I’m not completely useless. I can sometimes be used as a bad example.”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

“To address the rumour that has been spreading, I do not put the curvy in scurvy.”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@Asha_bellanar_ “So...you’re wet?”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@BootyPirateAria @RenegadeMasala @JacquieNought @HotlineOmega @OperativeSR2 @BeyondSubject0 @KavyaRyder @InLittleBottles @Abigail_echo @FrostySentinel *Figures it’s just some new Orlesian fad with body paint. Kicks feet up on the side of the sofa*

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@BootyPirateAria @RenegadeMasala @JacquieNought @HotlineOmega @OperativeSR2 @BeyondSubject0 @KavyaRyder @InLittleBottles @Abigail_echo @FrostySentinel *Utterly clueless as to why sitting on the sofa is a crime. More preoccupied with sexy purple women*

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

I didn’t think a car could function when its parts weren’t regularly lubricated... https://t.co/ErCsn9dSOF

[Bio-ductress @Bioductress]

Important update:
I have named my car Aveline
#istandforallofus

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@ApostateHawke “I don’t know. I think I’d enjoy a good smiting from Choir Boy.”

[Isabela @Rogue_Isabela]

@ApostateHawke “Andraste herself is no match for me.”