Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️

one hell of a owl pellet *as seen on Hank Green’s tiktok for a whole three seconds*

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

20 year olds think I’m 22, 30 year olds think I’m 30, I get carded without a mask, but get called ma’am with a mask. I am eternal, I am the night. My head hurts and I’m 25.

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

I am known as rogueloki in many places

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

Wind is so thirsty for me. First following me around all day and now knocking on my bedroom window screens 🙄 like god take a hint, I’m not interested!!

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

On vacation but a had to make a doctors appointment for when I get back bc I blew my nose so hard it might have broken. Finding out the hard way why the beach houses are so cheap in November.

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

Can people stop fucking dying???? I’m getting so sick of this shit. Is this what life becomes after a point? Just everyone dying off one by one? I need a break

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

First backhanded N*d reference crashed the stream it hit so hard lmao

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

PROP HUNT ITS BEEN TOO LONG

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

If you wear Arc’teryx gear but think it’s cringe to ask someone’s fav dino as an icebreaker, I’m so sorry babe, but you’re the cringe here. Go to the museum and touch grass.

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

thats the game!

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

also huge shoutout to the building manager for not informing us people would be rappelling down the windows from the roof and stomping around and yelling to people on the ground. huge fuck you to steve

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

I cried during an interview and they asked me back for a second round so.....

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

overwatch role queue mystery heroes is the worst thing ever implemented in this game, it really shows they have no idea what people play that game mode for

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

they dont know it was meant for genji 😬

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

Indeed emailed me at 1am to tell me I’m a great match for the job “Sewer”
No details, no title, it’s just sewer. And I match it. Thanks

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

more respectable overwatch player ever

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

why do i only get interviews deep in the throes of me period?

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

were you forbidden to stand near second story windows as a a child or did you have normal parents?

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

Ah yes, my favorite novel “Book”

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

She called me her best friend and said I was her only responsible friend she could actually rely on but the one time I needed that in return she ghosted for five days. Fucking crazy that my anniversary also started out all about her.

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

Two months ago I had to drop someone who time after time would not put in the same effort they wanted from me so of course they had to hit up my partner on the morning of our anniversary as we were leaving for our romantic getaway to try and get him involved.

[Lord SkinnyPenis de TinyLoad™️ @RogueLoki]

I think Abby will be the Karen of our generation