Michael D

American Patriot USMC Forever 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴‍☠️

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

If a “trans person” goes missing, do we put their picture on a “carton of half & half” instead of a regular milk carton?

[Spike @spikesguides]

Look at this. Just... look at it.

Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.

And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.

A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.

The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.

He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

When I get to a public place and it's packed with people:

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Guard cat on duty..🐈🐾😅

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

If you call them niggers you’ll be thrown in jail and if you politely ask them to move you’ll end up being murdered.

Your choice.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

BRUTAL! Trump humilla en vivo a la periodista de 60 Minutes y la deja sin palabras.
La periodista le lanza lo más bajo:
«Él te llamó pedófilo, violador y traidor…».

Trump, con mirada de acero y voz firme:
«Sabía que ibas a leer esa basura… porque eso es exactamente lo que hacen ustedes: gente podrida que vive de difamar.
¡Yo nunca violé a nadie! Esa es una mentira asquerosa inventada por una mente enferma. ¡Y tú la lees en televisión nacional como si fuera verdad!
Deberías sentir vergüenza profunda por repetir esa porquería. No soy ninguna de esas cosas… y tú lo sabes.
Esto no es periodismo. Esto es una deshonra. Pero sigue… termina tu show. Estoy aquí para que todo el mundo vea quiénes son realmente».

Trump no se quebró. Los destrozó en su propia casa.

[Michael D @RogueSlayer38]

@Jeebly_Natalie Fuck you for that

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@catsareblessing Slop

[Buck Sombrero 🇺🇸 @BuckWilde_]

GM, y’all.

[Michael D @RogueSlayer38]

@RadioGenoa Sea carp

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@IfindRetards

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@PolitiBunny

[Michael D @RogueSlayer38]

@RadioGenoa The hippo stomp.

[Michael D @RogueSlayer38]

@AmiriKing

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

10 years. 10 years. I’ve listened to every Dem & never Trump pundit call Trump, Elon and anyone else who voted Republican a Nazi. And now they line up behind Platner, with an actual Nazi tattoo. Unbelievable.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just went berserk on the ELECTION FRAUD in California to Kristen Welker's face, and she melted down

"They're CROOKED just like YOU'RE CROOKED! You're either CROOKED or you're STUPID. You KNOW these elections are rigged." 🔥

"They're dropping fast because it's a RIGGED ELECTION! It's DAYS and they aren't even CLOSE. They're CHEATING on the election!"

WELKER: Do you have evidence?!

TRUMP: You just have to look! Do YOU think it's appropriate they have an election, five days+ they're nowhere CLOSE!

WELKER: They're slow

TRUMP: "No THEY'RE CROOKED! Just like you're crooked, the press is crooked and Meet the Press is crooked!"

"You play right into their hands with this crap. You know that these elections are rigged. Your network knows that they're rigged. You know that I won an election in a landslide. And I got 94% bad press. You know why I got that? Because you have no credibility."

BOOM!!!

[Michael D @RogueSlayer38]

@GeneralPatton83

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Yep