Retarded Online Investors

Zero research. Maximum conviction. One trade away.

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[Retarded Online Investors @ROI_PONS]

We don’t follow the market.

The market follows our mistakes.

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Turns out Monopoly money counts if you’re retarded enough

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we are all trade.. retards!

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Retards on the decks turning red candles into green ones

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HOW RETARDED OF AN INVESTOR ARE YOU?

Take the Retardation Score test on our website and get your own Certified Retarded Online Investor card.

Drop your score + certificate in the replies

Highest score earns absolutely zero financial respect.

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A total of 3,000 in rewards has officially been distributed to our retards!

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ROI COMMUNITY >

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Doctors said I need oxygen. I told them I need one green candle

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POV: the trade finally hit and suddenly everyone’s a financial genius

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Inner peace is knowing you’re either going to the moon or going to zero

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retards are more than a cult.

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Deep in the trenches.

[Ozzy | 奥兹 🅿️ @MEADGod]

The retards are in control.

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RETARDS IN CONTROL

[Ozzy | 奥兹 🅿️ @MEADGod]

I said retards are in control, because I was pretty sure voting rights would be available soon. So I’m guessing a bunch of trenchers will be annoying board members when we get there.

Things are about to get so fucking silly and funny.

RBHD SZN.

[Retarded Online Investors @ROI_PONS]

POV: you finally told them your portfolio is up 400%

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DexScreener info updated!

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Emergency meeting: the chart went up. Nobody knows why.