Francois Truffaut

Worldly, Ecclectic and Slightly Askew

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@lisakfreeman wtf?

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Mike Huckabee recommends warm lunches for kids on free and reduced lunches. Cheaper than hot, he said

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Donald Trump suggests putting Special Olympics with regular Olympics.

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NFL and Brady reach compromise; Brady must name next child Peyton

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Uber reports 1st couple over 50 has used Uber

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@WillStaal can I unhoe you?

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Tim - you kidding about hotel housekeeper swirling guests toothbrushes in toilet?

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Texas is allowing drive-through gun stores!! When will madness stop?

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Is this for real? Subway approached Pope about being new spokesman?

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WTF - Chik-a-filet doing "Salute to Christians Day"!!!!

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Congress passes Affordable Hair Act, allowing every balding American to get hair plugs

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Church of Cannabis introduces home vaporizer for in-house observances https://t.co/fb7TjCwPw1

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Biologists discover polar bears are left-handed. God decides to exterminate species. "Being left-handed is just fucked up in animals"

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Good bye Dick Van Patton, you will be missed although I have all your shows recorded

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Hey - Hello Kitty offering coffins and is opening up memorial parks around the country

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Hey-lets replace stinky Confederate flag with universal symbol of cuteness: Hello Kitty

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God recalls all human souls. "They are just too fucked up."

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First reported road rage incident involving wheelchairs results in fatality at nursing home https://t.co/iv7gukaVyB

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Air Emirates unveils new look for stewardesses https://t.co/rdcrfOENhF

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Faulty decision-making switch discovered, God recalls 6 billion souls