Roland Gropper

Representing the ABQ, LOTR fan, cottage cheese enthusiast, Costco member, number 4 ranked pickleball player in New Mexico, mayonnaise supporter

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

I am so fucking retarded

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@CodifyBaseball Idk why people always think this is so amazing, like wow, the guy who has the highest exit velo on the team has the most hard hit baseballs… CRAZY

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

For all the people participating in no nut November, allow me to pose this question. Is it worth it? There is a finite amount of time in life where gooning is possible, do you want to waste it? Cherish every erection, every nut, every moment to goon. Don't let it go to waste.

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

Dude just told me he had a shit so messy he had to spread his cheeks and look in the mirror to see for himself

[colon3 😼🇮🇪 @Softwarecrow]

i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@EddyValdez125 Agreed EBV, any conversation that has Tim Lincecum in it is definitely not small talk tho. The Freak was special

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

Nothing I hate more than super casual sports conversation. It’s just small talk but with sports.

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@EddyValdez125 These are so sick

[Edward Burns-Valdez II @EddyValdez125]

With Halloween nearing, I just wanted to show y’all my jack’s from the last few yrs…

[Stewart Johnson @Stewart28176109]

Whenever I see a small business commercial on tv I like to think Saul Goodman shot it for them

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

Roland is back

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

5:30am… sharted

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

I was wrong about baker

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro was checking his phone like he sat down in a car😭

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@Stewart28176109 They hit different Stew

[Stewart Johnson @Stewart28176109]

I just need one more walk to chilis with @RolandGropper2

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

Ditching all these new age bullshit apps. No need for tiktok or instagram. Going back to the basics. Give me some angry birds, fruit ninja, plants vs zombies.

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@EddyValdez125 Roku city been on the decline, once that fucking Godzilla moved in things have changed for the worse

[Roland Gropper @RolandGropper2]

@GoCubs49 And I’m 5 inches away from being Johnny Sins