Roll Tide

Just a simple dude who loves music, the Titans and the Alabama Crimson Tide…..and the occasional political thought. Roll Tide, y'all!!

[Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

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@atensnut Nope

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@ClayTravis Go Pats

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@Xrposiedon @PeteThamel Yes…..no argument….

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@3Ddevy @PeteThamel Reading comprehension difficult, huh?

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@CNviolations Me. For watching that.

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Joey Galloway in the selection show: “I’m happy for Tulane and JMU. And we all know- do they have a chance to win it? Absolutely not.”

Then why are they in it??? Those two teams over Vandy and ND is a crime.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Miami at Texas A&M is the best first round game. Can’t wait to watch that one. Alabama and Oklahoma will be another rock fight. Ole Miss and Oregon will smoke Tulane and James Madison. Gotta end the automatic bids for small schools.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

“Performative cruelty” is the perfect phrase to characterize the Trump admin & the mood of the MAGA movement.

In order to compensate for his compromises and failures, Trump has to fall back on mean-spiritedness to appeal to the basest instincts of its followers.

It’s really sad

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@TheBearsBurner Most embarrassing loss since Clemson in the natty several years ago.

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@SSN_Alabama Ugly but not out of reach just yet. We have to start moving the ball a little. Push it downfield. Ty is actually getting some time, but he needs to get his head out of his butt.

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@seanmdav Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact they literally just did OSU/Michigan…..

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@ClayTravis At least we’re feisty. 🙄

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@clowfb Man, this coaching carousel is bananas. I can’t keep up. Thought Golesh was a done deal to Arkansas a few days ago. Lol

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@clowfb I mean, he even thought it over before doing it. Wasn’t like the spun around “in the heat of the moment” kind of thing.

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@clowfb I’ve never seen anything like that before

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@TyroneDJackson @Nopattkatie @ElectionWiz

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@Bama_Hammer At least the weather is getting cooler.

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@UAB_FB The body can heal incredibly fast when you get rid of the toxins. So glad Dilfer is gone. That dude is a monster.