Roly Poler

A pole and stretch enthusiast from the UK.

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@AsdaServiceTeam bought some cereal on offer and the offer didn't apply. The staff said they can't refund because it was late and nobody in store can do refunds and to come back the next day. I was just passing through and have no Asda in my town, please help.

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A mug of hot Vimto, a box of marzipan fruits and the Richard Osman novel. Living the Boxing Day Dream 😁 #TheThursdayMurderClub

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@SoTCityCouncil Any chance you might let me return to work teaching 1-2-1 dance classes in a studio that exceeds distancing measures. Getting more than a little fed up not being able to work in a safe environment when other fitness venues can open and teach 🤷‍♀️

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As if by magic a cheque has arrived in the post, better very late than never 😂

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Because things aren't difficult enough at the moment with reductions in pay and hours we could really do without @britishgas withholding a £470 refund as a result of moving from @BreezeEnergyUK Shameful behaviour, can't trust a word they send you apparently 😠

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Spent International Women's Day as I often do, pole dancing and watching @Herring1967 slowly lose his shit on twitter 😂

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Anyone thinking of buying a bathroom from @wickes avoid them. My shower had a fault (granted a manufacturers fault) but they have taken nearly a year so far not to sort it, you dont need this stress in your life, go elsewhere.

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@Wickes really making Christmas with their inability to deal with customer service enquiries. Should anybody be looking for me over Christmas you will find me crying in my none functional shower.

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Lost all patience with @wickes they supplied me with a faulty shower tray and have taken nearly 8 months so far to sort any remedial works! Utterly useless after care.

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Just watched the new episode of @LastWeekTonight laughed all the way through and finished feeling depressed, much like #Brexit itself.

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@amycowles Found you 😂 Good luck today!

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@harts_ Love the new album 😍 Any chance of a CD release in time for Christmas?

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Had to walk out of a screening of The Little Stranger @cineworld because they are showing it in the wrong aspect ratio. Is this happening in other cinemas?

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I need someone to come and punch me in the face every time I pick up crap to eat I have no self control!

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@RegandVic Thanks, that's a big help! :)

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@RegandVic I don't suppose you have a start time and running time for Rhythm of the Night tomorrow? :)

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@your4walls are you getting in more Birds on palms Wallpaper | Cerise Pink, Green, Black & Blue? Thanks :)

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No pole today, I have applied so much moisturiser that I'm struggling to hold anything 😂 #poledancerproblems

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@ava_the_harlot Welcome to Twitter 😃