Romane Derrick

Death is not the worst that can happen to men.

[Romane Derrick @RomaneDerrick]

According to the bloodwork I had done at my doctor's office, I'm 12 percent cake.

[Romane Derrick @RomaneDerrick]

A home without a woman is like a barn without cattle. ~Ethiopian Proverb

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School punishments are stupid like if someones ditching school yes fucking suspend them let them continue not coming to school

[Romane Derrick @RomaneDerrick]

Same lies, different person.

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My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.

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I think it's so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don't pretend to be something you're not

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It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

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Whole Foods makes you feel like the million dollars it costs to shop there.

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In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

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My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater.

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what do u mean i don't have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!

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Do the pizza pat blot your slice with a napkin to cut anywhere from a teaspoon to a tablespoon of grease. Saves 50-100 calories

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Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors. Be classy and he'll notice you :)

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WHAT DO WE WANT "CUTE CLOTHES" "WHEN DO WE WANT THEM" maybe in like a year or 2 when im hotter &amp skinnier so i can look good in them

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i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if u don't like me just let me know

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Every man has enough power left to carry out that of which he is convinced. -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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A Curious Conversation with a Color-Blind Cross-Dressing Lady in Red

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Study the past if you would define the future. - Confucius

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You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. Then you meet one person and your life is changed. Forever.

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Better keep yourself clean &amp bright. You're the window through which you must see the world. ~George Bernard Shaw Better Your health