Roman WarHelmet

A writer from the legendary The Boys are hot. #LFGM. Also #isles and the New York Football Giants for some reason.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@TheSportsHernia The man made Tropic Thunder. He's more than competent.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

Not that the bar for these speeches is very high, but Mamdani went Secretariat at Belmont on every other political sports celebration speech ever.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

Every other politician following Mamdani is like nails scratching a blackboard.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

Mamdani absolutely nailed the speech. #knicksinfive

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

It's an old man pick up game "Who's who?"

[Meredith Gorman @MereGorman]

The Jalen Brunson lookalike contest just happened in Washington Square Park and I quite honestly have never seen so many dopplegangers. @fox5ny

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

He must have thought it was the regular season. We know he doesn't carry any weapons in the postseason.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

James Harden was reportedly arrested and charged with the “unlawful carrying of weapons,” according to TMZ
https://t.co/Qw2oTwtqZY

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

It's okay to beat the shit out of Jalen Brunson, but he turns on a blocked shot, Flagrant. Gotcha.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

Knicks are playing the Spurs and the refs and still winning this game by 12.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@TheSportsHernia Jackson Heights own?

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@DPLennon Why mess with a good thing?

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

Small Game James doing work.

[WFANTrades @WFANTrades]

James Harden looks like he genuinely, from the bottom of his heart, would rather be doing anything else than playing basketball right now.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

This is the cleanest QB hit he has made as a Giant.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@PLeonardNYDN Ok, Manish

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@jpq1999 @DavidTVF Manish Leonard will be stalking Joe Schoen at his kid's youth games by August.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@DonCheech Harden has a 3 volume set of what not to dos to show the kids.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

OH NO THE METS MY ASS! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@DavidTVF I hear you. I have concerns. I guess my broader point is listening to a guy that was loading up Junior Seau with enough toradol to numb an elephant and encouraging Shawne Merriman to remove a meniscus to play 4 weeks later is not my trusted medical source.

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@AlbaneseLaura

[Roman WarHelmet @RomanWHelmet]

@RevPaulRevere No one makes new IP anymore.