me at the guitar center 10 minutes before closing time with absolutely no intention of buying anything whatsoever while the 47 year old cashier sits behind the counter googling which dryer vent hose to hook from his car exhaust to his window
@TheeAnimeGuru_ That's why at my birthday dinners nobody else can even order food. My friends and family must sit around and watch me eat. They must applaud after every bite or they will NOT be invited to the celebration next year