Romi

Part time mortal.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

@letterboxd Bad shit happens when your pull out game is astronomically weak.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

@bertkreischer Kanye, Ricky Gervais, Jen Lawrence, Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Someone’s therapist knows ALL about you.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

My Spotify 'most played' list is an abomination. Songs that are good for running and weight-training to, but not for actually listening to for pleasure. I can't even discuss it 😂

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

‘Scenes From A Marriage’ is a fookin’ masterpiece. Stellar writing complimented with masterful performances. A visual treat!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If Frankenstein was the name of the Doctor, what was the name of the big, thick cunt he created then? What did he shout when the ugly twat was scaring the villagers? He couldn't just shout "Oi, my monster". That would annoying him more, surely? Give him a name, for fuck's sake.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

I’ll sleep easy knowing that cancel culture will die a slow and miserable death.

Almost looking forward to it.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Let me get this straight: you *want* governments and corporations to more tightly control the flow of information? Because someone said something problematic?

All over the world, people are making the same mistake.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

When you go from buying 50 grams of ☘️ for $25 to 28 grams for $130.

Who? Me! I’m the problem, it’s me. 🤡

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Every World Cup season, we see a barrage of shameless plastic fans jumping the bandwagon.

Here’s your 15 minutes. You can kindly fuck off now.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

The year of the underdog.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

THIS WORLD CUP 😵‍💫

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Cheeky.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

"Raul is a culer."

Barcelona have opened their first shop in Madrid and couldn't resist. It's located less than 50 meters from Real Madrid's club store 😅

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

@benandjerrys should come up with THC infused chocolate fudge ice cream.
TAKE MY FOOKIN’ MONEY!

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Atleast all the creepy crawlies are rotting away in hell.
Winter, you’re so kind.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

I would take 18 bullets for Vince Gilligan.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

The White Lotus S02 🤌🏽

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Petition to buy 80% of my fat. Any takers?
#BodyNegativity

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

Writing a comedy pilot seems manageable, especially when your life is nothing but a labyrinth of gasping guffaws.
Turns out, IT'S NOT!
Reached a brand new level of respect for people who get paid to write
"funny".
(PS:- Feel free to chuck tomatoes on my mediocre face)

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

@elonmusk makes Lex Luther look like a blind raccoon.

[Romi @Romulus63193318]

@sportbible Pivot