Uber Nerd Girl ☃

Software Engineer @Birchbox / 🖥️Non-deterministic finite state machine / Slytherin / Hacker School graduate

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Couldn't help myself & shouted in the cafe "Log(n) is the DREAM GIRL you always wanted, but Poly(n) is the GIRL YOU END UP DATING!" :D #math

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

@yogthos Taking a look. Thank you :) Ironically maybe this will help me actually understand React more than the sublimely trivial grasp I secretly hide at work 😂 ===> Get moar tickets done.

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Feeling a strange, primal, deep yearning to finally learn #Clojurescript after years of stumbling w/ vanilla #javascript 🤔 I liked #Clojure when I tried it, why not unite
my current 'spouse' w/ my crush🤣 // #programming #developer #SoftwareEngineer

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Join us for unabashedly ✨splendid✨ nerdery. I 💘 our tech team. The backend underlings you'd fondly helm are noble, generous, sweet folk! 💖

[Birchbox Tech @BirchboxTech]

We are hiring for the position of Director of Backend Engineering. Come join our talented team in NYC! #hiring

https://t.co/8PsrBtykzy

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

🛴 that's my Razor 🛴

[Birchbox Tech @BirchboxTech]

Maybe time for scooter races at Birchbox FABs! 🛴
#birchboxlife #NotSoFastAndFurious

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Huh? What is this? I feel like this is written in a deliberately seductive, provocative manner. Hard to resist temptation:
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1st Generation AWS IoT Button Amazon https://t.co/mpp6UYcJBX via @amazon #programming #softwareengineer #devops lol

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

I am literally, truly *MANIC* right now. => Right this second, I am learning about Applicative Fucking Functors. Applicative Functors! #haskell #programming #nerdery #SoftwareEngineer Makes no sense tho

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

@rogerdickey ... a little bit of tummy, nascent or toddler, is actually quite cute 😅

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

This is a picture of me struggling through the #snow in #NYC 🤣 Forgot an umbrella, I guess I deserve it.

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

💖 the playful convenience of partially applied functions in @elmlang. I'm starting to get increasingly familiar w 1) piping things 2) diligent type declarations 3) utterly gorgeous functional syntax. 🤓 #programming #computerScience #softwareEngineer

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

ATTN guise! *Orange* #alligators 🐊 are HERE! zOMG wtfBBQ -- Be still my beating heart! https://t.co/Oop40MfUpJ #magic #sexy #wonderful #truelove

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

💕HAPPY #SINGLES APPRECIATION DAY💕 Story time ===> Every #Valentines day I call up both my exes & say "I miss you! Take me back" (srsly, no joke) 🤣 (no harm, no foul, they LIKE IT)

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

♥️ w0000t!!11 👉Would save me a decent chunk of time texting "bc I'm TIRED AS F***" to my pals

[HuffPost UK Life @HuffPostUKLife]

The world is finally getting the period emoji we really need https://t.co/Vw85yfOCWU

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

I know, VILE. Story of my morning commute. @Quora, this is EXCESSIVELY transparent and annoying. It just makes me want to unsubscribe from ALL your emails. Teasers need to be teasers, not cheap, low blows.

[Pepijn @pepijndevos]

Dafuq @Quora, you digest becomes more useless by the month. I used to be able to read the whole digest with one click, now I cannot even read one story without being harassed into using your app.

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

@graue I'm unabashedly peacocking for the sexy snowmen/snowwomen out there. Gotta hustle and get my romantic prospects lined up.

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

COLDEST DAY in #NYC: I was very pleasantly surprised heading out today.  It was nowhere near as brutal as I feared.  Granted, I am wearing THREE pairs of insulation pants, goose down coat, face blanket, + USB hand warmer 🤣 I felt really warm, but most of all, very accomplished.

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

@nateberkopec @jjmalina Aren't butter/coconut oil now revered for their health properties? (As opposed to veggie oils) I thought Paleo/low-carb/super-healthy ppl use butter/coconut oil/tallow/lard. Also, hello you two 🤓💘 Miss #NYU #lambdacalculus

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

@RiversCuomo Befriend a nerdy software engineer. 💖 ( raises hand )

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Best way to spend a freezing day off: ⭐ 0) yoga ⭐ 1) poetry ⭐ 2) music ⭐ 3) massive bowls of cereal ⭐ 4) binary trees FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING 💖 #binaryTree #ocaml #functionalProgramming #standardML #computerScience #softwareEngineer

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

Super stoked, built most of these functional primitives myself! 💖 #FunctionalProgramming 💖 #StandardML #OCaml #Programming with @gokbunzai 📢 @recursecenter ^

[Uber Nerd Girl ☃ @RomyOnRuby]

With slow dawning horror && grim resignation, I realize I have become one of those ppl who needs Google calendar for 1) hanging out w/ friends 2) errands. It's the former that makes it suck. I used to be so spontaneous! #9to5 #fulltime #programming #developer #aging #machine