Ron White

Teller of jokes. Haver of fun. A founding father of Number JUAN Tequila. On tour. Latest Special “If You Quit Listening I’ll Shut Up” on Netflix

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Just finished reading an incredible book by John Paul De Joria called “Success Unshared is Failure”. If you’re ever gonna sell anything to anybody and want to unleash the power of kindness, it’s a MUST read. Check it out!

[Ron White @Ron_White]

A huge thank you to the Hunt Texas Fire Department for presenting me with the Honorary gold Axe for the Guadalupe love fund charity event. Truly honored. #ronwhite

[Ron White @Ron_White]

🚨NEW SHOW ADDED!

The Pantheon at Caesars Virginia in Danville,
VA. Tickets are limited. Get yours now!

Date: Saturday, November 22 (limited tickets) and Sunday, November 23

Tickets: On sale now at https://t.co/kgCI29qp51

See y’all there!

#ronwhite #standupcomedy #tatersalad

[Ron White @Ron_White]

UPDATE: @joerogan will be doing the shows with me in Austin. @bscomedian and a couple others will be joining me in San Antonio.

Thank you everyone for all the support on the Guadalupe Love Fund. Shows are selling out! Keep spreading the word.

100% of ticket sales go directly to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund and other local nonprofits working on the ground.

Tickets links:
Paramount Austin: https://t.co/19QUsL5qWe
Majestic San Antonio: https://t.co/iYN1fNCjig

Can’t wait to see y’all there!

#ronwhite #standupcomedy #comedy #sanantonio #austin #joerogan

[Ron White @Ron_White]

JUST ADDED: @joerogan joins @ronwhiteofficial for both Guadalupe Love Fund Shows on August 9th Early show is SOLD OUT, but tickets are still available for the late show. More artists to be announced!

100% of ticket sales go directly to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund and other local nonprofits working on the ground.

Link in bio.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Tickets for Ron White’s Guadalupe Love Fund shows are moving fast and remember every single dollar is going to help fund recovery efforts for the flood victims in central Texas. I couldn’t be more honored to play two of my favorite rooms. 

VIP Meet and Greet packages are available at both venues. 

Tickets links: 
Paramount Austin: https://t.co/KdAfAWR1Ae
Majestic San Antonio: https://t.co/iYN1fNCjig

Thanks for playing along. See you there and let’s do everything we can to help out.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

JUST ANNOUNCED + ON SALE NOW:
The Paramount Theatre presents @ronwhiteofficial Guadalupe Love Fund on August 9th

"Tater Salad" returns to the Paramount stage for an evening of laughs for a cause, raising money for recovery efforts in flood-ravaged Central Texas. 100% of ticket sales will be donated to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund and other local nonprofits working on the ground.

The evening will be headlined by Ron White, with support from a hand-picked lineup of Ron's favorite comedians.

Can't attend? You can still support by donating to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund. Link in bio.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Adding new shows in San Antonio and Austin, TX to help raise money for those in need. Go to https://t.co/HVjHcZfdu2 to get your tickets and help out. #ronwhite #standupcomedy #tatersalad #comedy

[Ron White @Ron_White]

🚨 Tickets are ON SALE NOW for Ron White at The Hall at Live! 🎤🔥 Join us on Saturday, March 22, 2025, for a night full of laughs and unforgettable moments! Grab your tickets before they’re gone! 🎟️ https://t.co/Qbp3ZWa3ob

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Get your tickets now! https://t.co/khx6Br2Fh3

[Live! Casino & Hotel Maryland @LiveCasinoMD]

🎤 Comedy fans, get ready! Ron White is bringing the laughs to The Hall at Live! on Saturday, March 22, 2025! 😂🙌 Prepare for a night of non-stop fun and hilarious stories. This is one show you don’t want to miss! Mark your calendars now! 🗓️🎟️

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Ron White will be in Mesa, AZ with ALICE COOPER! March 15th - a fundraiser concert for Alice Cooper’s Solid Rock Teen Centers will also feature performances from Alice Cooper, Rob Halford, Robin Zander, Sixwire and Corey Glover. We hope to see YOU there! Tickets and info are at: https://t.co/i45j49CK7e

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Put your questions in the comments! #ronwhite #standupcomedy #tatersalad

[Ron White @Ron_White]

I told my yoga teacher to do this years ago
https://t.co/fUOTQ16a9B

[Ron White @Ron_White]

SAN ANTONIO, TX! Get your tickets NOW. https://t.co/Lr5Wf52EgM. We've got an awesome show for you. Can't wait to see you all!🔥

#ronwhite #comedy #standupcomedy #SanAntonio

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Tickets on sale NOW San Antonio!🔥
https://t.co/Lr5Wf52EgM

[Ron White @Ron_White]

SAN ANTONIO, TX! We’re headed your way!🙌🏼

Saturday, January 13 at 7pm @ Magestic Theatre

Tickets on sale Friday, Nov 3 at 10am
Pre-sale: 11/1 10am (TATER24)
🎫: https://t.co/NTl29HrR4o

Let’s do this, San Antonio! 🔥
#standupcomedy #ronwhite #tour

[Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood @HardRockHolly]

JUST ANNOUNCED: @Ron_White is coming to Hard Rock Live on Saturday, April 20!

Our social media pre-sale is Wednesday, October 25 at 10am
🔒 Password | SCOTCH

Tickets go on sale to the general public on Friday, October 27 at 10am

[Turning Stone Resort @TurningStone]

🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED: @Ron_White will be returning to the Turning Stone Event Center on Saturday, February 17!

[Ron White @Ron_White]

The Tater returns!🥔🔥

Get ready for the 2024 tour. It's gonna be a wild ride! We can’t wait to see you!

🎫: https://t.co/HVjHcZfdu2

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Austin, Texas! The Launch of The Mothership
First shows, march 7, 8, 9 and March 14, 15, 16. Tickets are on sale now
https://t.co/Kw1B0ExDYL