Ronald MacDonald

Bitches Better Be Eatin' My Burgers

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

I am #thankful that Burger King sucks! ......

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

I'm gonna get that bitch a McRib .... Bitches love McRibs

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

http://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/hot-breakfast/sausage-egg-and-cheese-on-an-english-muffin?foodZone=9999 .... Thieving Gypsy Bastards

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

@BurgerKing "How did I have it my way at one of your restaurants?" .... I had my way with your western regional manager, thats how

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

I just beat up a homeless man with one of my shoes .... hilarious ... you should have seen the look on his face! ... buy my burgers

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

Colonel Sanders is mah bitch btw

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

Why the fuck is anyone following me ... cmon people, grow up

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

So, any twitterers or whatever the fuck you are, want to fight?

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

I once killed a man ..... hilarious!

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

Fuck Burger King .... If you ladies are looking for a whopper, it's between my legs

[Ronald MacDonald @RonaldMacDonald]

How many of you motherfuckers are eating my burgers right now?