Ronald Kipchumba

A man of all Faith !

[Janny @FablosJanny]

What kind of fight is this 😱

Just guess why they're fighting 🙆

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

There is one thing Raila Odinga had and you can never find it in so many politicians, the forgiving heart. This country will never have another Baba.

Continue Resting in Peace RAO

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

No doubt, Danstan Omari is the GOATED advocate of our time.

[Kalenjin Facts  @KalenjinFacts]

Cheptilet 1980

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Please don’t let them get married for the sake of their unb0rn children.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

I couldn’t have said it better than Mokaya:

“Your realities should not blind you to other people’s realities….Let’s not trivialise small steps that make lives different and hopeful for some people.”

The Nyota Programme is about empowering young entrepreneurs and transforming the livelihoods of 820,000 Kenyans.

Bottom UP!

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

@BarackObama Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. confront the difficulties Black Americans faced when compared to immigrant groups, a true leader

[Mbabz @Mbabz__]

Smh. Clout is one hell of a drug.

[Kenneth Muema @Kenneth_Muema]

@Maryian96 You know what shocks me also,

The woman calling someone else babes and she is sexually assaulting him?

Why are we ignoring this Part?

[Prime Media News @primemediakenya]

At this point,I’m confused the lady is drunk yes but Wueh?????
Anywa full clip 👇

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Trending Lady Irene Takes James Opande To Police Station!!

[HOME OF TRENDS @home_of_trends0]

@georgediano SEMA shame on this guy alafu tuingie kwa oparanya sasa

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This is not a CS entourage, and definitely not Kindiki’s convoy. This is Mary Biketi, Oparanya’s special delegate, out here doing a routine site visit to one of their very humble haciendas. Oparanya has been supplying electricity to Biketi without an iota of blackouts since he was a govana,, but at a price of course. When money is sweet, especially public money, you don’t spend it with pain, you spend it with confidence, convoys, and a straight face. No pinch felt, no questions asked… just vibes and taxpayers footing the bill. Ni mbaya,,, Chesaa!!

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

At this point,I’m confused the lady is drunk yes but Wueh?????

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Do not reveal your plans to anyone unless you are 100% sure they are not envious of you.” Dr. Miguna Miguna.
( Couch Connect Podcast)

[Ronald Kipchumba @RonaldMurei]

@A_S_Nassir Bro , I don't like the way you are holding each other. Or are you guys ?

[Ronald Kipchumba @RonaldMurei]

@irun9u @A_S_Nassir Mmmh. It has disturbed mine mind too

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

I have seen the CCTV footage.

One,why was an MCA with officers?those were not police officers they are NIS officers?

We all know Alai works for the NIS.this was a set up

NIS always monitors calls za politicians na Activists. They knew Babu was going there for a meeting.

Alai tried to provoke babu so that babu could act,but Babu is smarter and wiser... they thought Babu would draw a gun.

Their plan was to use the CCTV against Babu on social media to defame him but wameambulia patupu.

[Eng John Macharia @EngJohnMachari1]

Being a VIP Driver or VIP Bodyguard is not a job! It’s a lifestyle, a calling, and sometimes a silent prayer request.

If you’re dating, married to, or related to a VIP driver/bodyguard, please:
Respect them, feed them well, stress less, and pray for them daily. This jobs eat people alive.

For the new recruits and fresh graduates of “Boss amesema twende”, here’s the 2026 Survival Manual! Unwritten, Unspoken, but very real.

THE UNOFFICIAL VIP DRIVER & BODYGUARD RULEBOOK (2026 EDITION)

1. Hear everything. Understand nothing.
Conversations in the car are like radio signals, pass through you without processing. Your ears work, your brain is on airplane mode.

2. You are not part of the discussion.
Whether it’s politics, tenders, side hustles, or family drama, your contribution is silence and seatbelt compliance.

3. Family boundaries are sacred.
No “Good morning madam” texts. No emojis. No calls. You are staff, not the family WhatsApp admin.

4. Gossip is professional suicide.
If someone offers you chai, soda, or airtime in exchange for information, Run. Silence pays better in the long run.

5. Professionalism over temptation. Always.
Especially if your boss is attractive, famous, lonely, or friendly. One wrong move and your name becomes a hashtag.

6. Never drink with the boss. Ever.
Drop them safely. Go home. Drink water. Sleep. Tomorrow is another day to pretend you didn’t see anything.

7. Time is elastic but not for you.
Arrive early. Wait patiently. A “5-minute meeting” can easily age like fine wine into 6 hours.

8. Opinions are heavy but don’t carry them.
Your thoughts on politics, relationships, beefs, or lifestyle choices are none of your employer’s business.

9. What you see stays in the car.
You saw nothing. You heard nothing. You know nothing. You remember nothing. Even your dreams must sign an NDA.

10. Eat what is offered without commentary.
Whether it’s pilau, fries, or mysterious hotel food, eat, thank God, and move on. Free food is a fringe benefit.

11. The car is your office, temple, and reputation.
Keep it spotless. No strange passengers. No “ni rafiki yangu tu”. This is not Uber Lite.

12. Phone discipline is mandatory.
No loud calls. No TikTok scrolling. No posting “On duty” statuses with suspicious backgrounds.

13. Fuel, route, and exits &always plan ahead.
Know shortcuts, alternatives, and where not to be seen. Google Maps is good, instinct is better.

14. Never ask unnecessary questions.
If the boss says “drive”, you drive. If they say “wait”, you wait. Curiosity has fired many good drivers.

15. Your loyalty must be boring.
If people start noticing you, you’re doing too much. The best VIP drivers are forgettable on purpose.

16. Dress clean, talk less, observe more.
You represent power without power! Act accordingly.

17. No side hustles on duty.
This is not the time to run errands, transport cousins, or negotiate biashara calls.

18. Stress management is survival.
Sleep when you can. Pray often. Laugh privately. This job will test your sanity.

These rules aren’t taught in any school, college, or driving institute.
They’re learned on the job, through mistakes, near-misses, and whispered warnings.

Master them, live by them, and you might just survive long enough to retire peacefully with stories you’ll never, ever tell.

Respect to all VIP drivers and bodyguards, 2026 heroes in plain clothes.

Photos: Courtesy

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

PRESS STATEMENT

SUSTAINED CAMPAIGN OF VIOLENCE AGAINST BABU OWINO

I wish to inform the public of a disturbing incident that occurred yesterday, which I consider a direct attack on my person and a grave threat to my life.

Yesterday afternoon, a friend of mine who is a senior clergyman invited me for a meeting at a popular restaurant along Lenana Road in the Kilimani area. Having released my security detail for the Christmas holidays, I drove myself to the venue and arrived at approximately 3:40 p.m. We held our discussions for about twenty minutes, after which I stood up to leave.

As I was departing, I noticed a group of people known to me seated at an adjacent table. Out of courtesy, I approached the table and greeted those present, including the MCA for Kileleshwa Ward, Hon. Robert Alai. Without provocation, he accused me of being behind alleged social media attacks on his wife. I calmly explained that I do not know his wife, that she has never wronged me in any way, and that I have no reason whatsoever to involve innocent family members in politics. It is not my style to advance my politics by attacking women. I hold out respected ladies in the highest regard. I further pointed out that I do not even engage him personally, and therefore could not have engaged his wife.

At that point, Hon. Alai became aggressive, pushed me, drew a pistol, and struck me on the chest and jaw with it, all in full view of patrons at the establishment. I stood my ground and urged him to calm down, asking him to explain what wrong I had committed to warrant such a violent reaction. He appeared to cool down, and we briefly sat, with another person positioning himself between us.

Moments later, he again turned hostile, picked a glass of water from the table, and poured it on my face. By then, a crowd had gathered, disturbed by his conduct. Upon witnessing this escalation of affairs, and wishing to avoid any physical confrontation, I then immediately left the premises and proceeded to Kilimani Police Station, where I reported the matter.

I take this incident very seriously. It was an unprovoked attack on my person, motivated by my political stand, and constituted a clear threat to my life. I hereby call upon the relevant authorities to conduct a thorough investigation and take appropriate action in accordance with the law.

This forms a clear pattern of physical harassment, threats and attacks that began upon the demise of our beloved Baba. Kenyans will recall that goons were organized by the Government to attack me during that burial in Siaya - a threat that I braved due to the love I had for Baba.

As leaders, we are expected to set an example for society. Some of us have come a long way and know better. However, our calm should never be mistaken for fear. We will always stand our ground in defence of our lives, our dignity, and the rule of law.

Hon. Babu Owino, MP