Ro Carey

Give platelets, if you can:

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

Why don’t we call them Dublin Decker Buses?

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@CelticLigers Bert Girl Summer

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

@TheNotoriousMMA Didn’t know you could read and write Conor. Thought you used your hands to tap out.

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@MLeahy50 @semusmurphy @IrishTimes How’s the wife and kids mate?

[Michael Patrick @micktheejit]

Myself & Oisín have written a new one man play about me having MND , "My Right Foot" sort of like a spiritual successor to "My Left Nut"

On @LyricBelfast in Oct... as long as I'm not dead!

(That's the type of joke you can expect in the play)

Tickets: https://t.co/RNvV95v5Ne

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@MofizlGaming @UpdateNews724 Just fine I’d imagine. She was on the biggest talk show in Ireland on Friday and the way the Irish presidential elections work you can’t just put your name on the ballot so this is basically rage bait.

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@fallon_donal Congratulations!!! Pure chuffed for you.

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

It’s not my intention to bankrupt @EPICMuseumCHQ but they’ve pledged to donate €1 PER VIEW to the @SimonCommunity for this YouTube video. Please share! If it beats “Baby Shark Dance” it’ll cost them €15 billion.

https://t.co/QyYhF4A69s

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

For the day that’s in it

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

Mad I got to see one of these events happen in person. Tin of beans thrown on Van Gogh’s sunflowers at the National Gallery in London.
#juststopoil

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

Mad I got to see one of these events happen in person. Tin of beans thrown on Van Gogh’s sunflowers at the National Gallery in London.
#juststopoil

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@jocularfowl OhCongratulations!!!

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@NessaMatthews Thank you! I feel like an idiot this morning. Did we all know this was coming??

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

RIP to Adrian Schiller, a stunning performer.

But am I misremembering this ad?
The Irish mammy bit definitely wasn't in it on TV?

[Fionn Foley @fionnfoley]

The first of many amazing acts performing at #ANightForMick in @smockalley on April 14th!

Tickets are flying out the door- book now to avoid bitter, soul-crushing disappointment.

https://t.co/amTNmc6ho7

@sodablonde
@dreamgunandsons
@Fishamble

[Giles Brody @GilesBrody]

G’wan Cillian! 💪 🏆🇮🇪

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@rancidkermit Where is said tree?

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@CelticLigers @jesusofthebog What is it?

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@CelticLigers An addendum: if James is competing, I’m a special guest that comes out at the end and makes everyone hug.

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

@ThatEvaOne Waiting for a tour to start considering all the lies I could tell

[Ro Carey @RonanCareless]

Weird but true fact: Since the sinking of the Titanic, not a single commercial vessel has sunk. Every time you think one has, the ship was actually fine. It was just the guys getting the women and children off so they could all kiss each other.