Luffy

It's not the load that breaks you down, it is how you carry it.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me repeat.

If you're in a relationship where you pay your girlfriend's rent, give her monthly salary, you give her money to make her hair or she's in school and you're paying her school fees.

She's cheating on you.

End.

[nThabsie @Nthabsng]

Once they start calling you a “star" at work, just know you’re overworked and underpaid.😭

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Corporate Fact :

Emails are no longer primarily used for communication; they serve to maintain a record, providing evidence in case of potential framing.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A man marries a wife for majorly 5 reasons.

1) to help him raise their children.
2) to satisfy his sexual needs.
3) to provide for & to protect her.
4) to guide & lead her.
5) to take good care of him especially at old age.

Both of them can do 1-4 very well, & to the best of their abilities.

But his wife may use just one mistake she doesn't want to forget, to deny him the 5th.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This is what a non-transactional relationship looks like.

1. You go on dates, the man pays for it.

2. She visits him, she pays for her transport.

3. On their special dates, they gift each other whatever they can afford without comparing or competing with each other.

4. She pays for her hair, airtime, rent, etc, and he does the same.

5. If they're cohabiting, she brings and he brings, but he pays for the rent. And the bringing doesn't have to be equal.

6. If they're serious, she continues to look for ways to invest in him, while he continues to look for ways to invest in the future of both of them.

7. If she's in genuine financial needs, he can offer to help as much as possible if he can.

8. Once in a while, he can decide to give her money randomly. Especially when she does something he's proud of.

9. He's not responsible for her siblings or parents' financial needs or wants.

10. Sex is never weaponised or commercialised. It happens because both of are adults and you enjoy pleasing each other sexually.

11. You genuinely care for each other, and would still continue to care for each other, even when sex has not been involved for a while.

12. If the woman "loans" him money, he has to pay back. And if he "loans" her money, she doesn't necessarily have to pay back or pay all.

End.

[Luffy @RonewaMF]

@Ayanda06775951 @ChrisExcel102 Liar, they use different paper grades. They might be coming from the same assembly line but they are different. Woolies paper is of high quality compared to shopright, clicks and spar.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It takes few minutes to deflower a woman.

But it takes weeks, months, & even years, to find a wife that is good for you.

You're an idiot, if you marry a wife, simply because you deflowered her.

Good night.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

May be some of you men may not know it.

But your serious girlfriend can deliberately get pregnant for you, without telling you about it.

Then she will secretly abort it.

And she did that to test if you're fertile.

"My pull out game is 💯"

Dey play.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're not immune to a woman's promiscuity if you marry her at a very young age, or you marry her as a virgin.

It doesn't matter how rich you are.

If you take a woman's youth against her will, under the guise of marriage.

She'll take it back in marriage.

Get angry.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Under 25 ladies are not mature enough for marriage, I am repeating it.

Forget that they have breasts & nyarsh, look sexy, beautiful & with plenty make up.

Especially with this generation.

Very dull brains when it comes to relationships or marriage.

They'll stress you.

End.

[M @MuneneInc]

A lot of men need to learn that, there’s nothing you can do to impress a lady who doesn’t want you.

[ツ Lord Ori @Lord_Ori_]

Comrades, let’s copy, paste, and send this email…

Email address: [email protected]

Subject: Objection to Proposed NCA Amendment

Dear Director-General,

I strongly object to the proposed amendments to the National Credit Act that would allow educational institutions to submit student debt to credit bureaus.
This move will unfairly penalise students, damage their future opportunities, and deepen inequality.

Students should not be blacklisted for pursuing education. I urge the Department to withdraw this proposal.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

"I cannot date or marry a stingy man who sees luxury as expenses. That's a turn off".

She'll remain single till she's 45, and later become a single mother.

It's not a curse.

It's the reality she has created for herself.

An illusion of the mind.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Do not let the stories you read about cheating married women discourage you.

I am just privileged to be able to get people who trust me enough to share their secrets.

Every wife has deep secrets you may never know about.

Till you die.

A blind husband is a good husband.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You'll only be able to lead effectively in your marriage, when you have been able to wisely separate the love of your mother from the love for your wife.

If you place your mother above your wife, you'll hardly have peace in your home.

You don't sleep with your mother.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

"Make money, women will come"

It's actually true.

But what it really means is this:

"Make money, olosho will come"

It doesn't matter if men get rejected by women when they don't have money.

The best time to find your wife is when you're still young and broke.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Your religious leader is not your father or husband.

They don't have any authority from God to bless you.

Never place them above your father or husband.

If you don't give them any penny, nothing will happen to you.

Their biological kids, & wives owe them.

You don't.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A man is supposed to rely on his wife, and a wife is supposed to depend on her husband.

Where a man depends on his wife, and the wife relies on her husband, that marriage is dysfunctional.

The wife has become the husband, and the husband has become the wife.

End.

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

DEMON SLAYER RELEASE DATES

[Luffy @RonewaMF]

@DemonSlayerSc I think so