Ronny

Blue Turtle state of mind

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

[Rob Carpenter @RobCarpenter]

(Start with the cheapest solution first... 😂)
Like truck drivers, there is a SKILLED diesel tech shortage. (Skilled is the key word for both. We have plenty of dock bumpers and oil changers.)
👉65.5% of shops are understaffed, with 19.3% of tech positions unfilled.
👉Tech schools currently supply just 10k techs per year
👉61.8% of new diesel techs are hired W/O formal training
👉30% are unqualified in essential skill areas.
If you can't maintain and keep equipment running, the world stops.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Danny McBride and Walton Goggins smoking weed while dressed as Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar, discussing the times they've broken the law

[PRØFESSØR T. Djenkins @troy_and_an_AK]

Your body is essentially an air-cooled shit pump.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Beloved Providence Judge Frank Caprio, known for his empathy for defendants, dead at 88 after battle with cancer

R.I.P., sir. 🫡

[Ronny @RonJock]

@orangecut8 Tech deck quarter pipe

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.”

“Well, AI is coming for the coders.”

“It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.”

“In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need 500,000 electricians in the next couple of years—not hyperbole.”

“The BlueForge Alliance, who oversees our maritime industrial base—that’s 15,000 individual companies who are collectively charged with building and delivering nuclear-powered subs to the Navy … calls and says, we’re having a hell of a time finding tradespeople. Can you help?”

“I said, I don’t know, man … how many do you need? He says, 140,000.”

“These are our submarines. Things go hypersonic, a little sideways with China, Taiwan, our aircraft carriers are no longer the point of the spear. They’re vulnerable.”

“Our submarines matter, and these guys have a pinch point because they can’t find welders and electricians to get them built.”

“The automotive industry needs 80,000 collision repair and technicians.”

“Energy, I don’t even know what the number is, I hear 300,000, I hear 500,000.”

“There is a clear and present freakout going on right now. I’ve heard from six governors in the last six months. I’ve heard from the heads of major companies.”

@mikeroweworks

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

One day at a time fellas. Proud of you for getting clean.

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

A mischievous puppy accidentally swallowed a toy, and the scene was absolutely hilarious 😂

[soup @s0upworld]

noooo my eggs :( they were all in that basket

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Never give up on your dreams. Keep coming back. Keep working hard.

[Drewski @Drew__412]

Shane gillis telling the sumo wrestler about @sheetz is amazing 🤣 #BigNightAHT

[NHL @NHL]

The Great 8. #Gr8ness

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

HOLY MOLY! FIGHT OF THE YEAR! 🍿

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

how your email finds me

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

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