Ron Milbauer

Writer and whatnot

[Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman]

JD Vance Picks a Side https://t.co/kRKWXwpXRX

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@msalsberg @slammerrrrrr @MikeMcDonald89 You didn’t say she had to be single

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They laughed at me when I picked up Mike Pence off the waiver wire in my Political Fantasy League.

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Good thing that earthquake kit full of weed was mostly in tact.

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Deadwood movie premiere. I’ve been waiting for this one for a long time. https://t.co/eS6RP0Gmkd

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It’s Sniper’s 13th Birthday today. He’s still working on his Hebrew for his upcoming Bar Mitzvah. https://t.co/evAaDXYZ2p

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Thanks!

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Love - Conditions = Dog https://t.co/Tcp6zUSmfn

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The greatest bodyguards are made of fur and love. https://t.co/V3GYH9A05g

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@AirenDel Is that your new boyfriend next to you? ;)

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This is that same actress that wanted a picture with me at the Emmys. I think she might be really into someone she mistook for me. I’ll take it. :) https://t.co/6km8SEWMO0

[Ron Milbauer @RonMilbauer]

At the Emmys. Stopped to take a picture with a fan. What was I gonna say? No? #2018emmys #beautifulactress #AirenDelamater @ Microsoft Theater https://t.co/MvwVLf7one

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Thanks to everyone wishing me a happy birthday today, but all I really ask for is... that The Handmaid’s Tale wins the Emmy tomorrow night for (at least) Best… https://t.co/g5RED47bwn

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Should I invest while they’re still legal (and 20% off!) for sale on the black market eventually? Does anyone know where they keep the black market? Is there one in the valley?

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Self-discovery of the day: I’d rather drive to work in a car full of poison than a car full of ants. I could have lived a fine life never learning this about… https://t.co/n6wR60nBHa

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When in public, you get 4 legit sneezes in a row max. 5 if you get your head dunked in a vat of pollen. Any more than that and you’re just an asshole.… https://t.co/cvwVOifUFd

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@canlaj hey, just wanted to let you know I only worked on the 100 during season 4. Not before, and not since. I have absolutely nothing to do with that show anymore. Not that any of these threads bother me particularly. It’s just that including me on them is kind of a waste :)

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The boy earned his… https://t.co/g2Wtx5wD7G

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@alias_burgerboy @bergopolis If you’re referring to something I said... it’s always safer to not take me seriously.

[Ron Milbauer @RonMilbauer]

@alias_burgerboy @bergopolis Amy’s post literally had no specific judgement attached to the comparison. If you’re commenting on it months later to help support Amy’s assertion about the Twitter conversation being year round; well done. If not, I’m literally not judging your comment. As far as you know. :)