Ronnie Blum

terrible comedian 🎤 and worst therapist in Denver.

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

@MrMichaelBurkes Yay

[Thirdwing LTD @ThirdwingLTD]

It’s “Masterclass meets Between Two Ferns.”

I’ve written a really bad monologue and gotten great actors to give it their best shot.

Coming to our platform 2020!

https://t.co/o7c0jtXm4z

[Thirdwing LTD @ThirdwingLTD]

I’ve written a really bad monologue and gotten great actors to give it their best shot.

Coming to our platform in 2020!

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

@AClearView4 @flightcrew @AmericanBarbara @realDonaldTrump See? What different persuasions are you talking about? You’re still making it political even when you think you’re explaining why it’s not political 🇺🇸

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Like the most depressing scenes in #FightClub

[Flightcrew 🇺🇸 @flightcrew]

WOW, If This Doesn’t Touch Your Heart, You Might Not Have One! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/xndNtxItKG

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

People of Instagram:

“Public Figure” does not mean “I go outside once a day.”

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Twitter notifications!

*Opens

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-Thanks for the follow!!!!
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[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

#AbolishICE

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

I’m too lazy to go to bed.

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Yayyy!

[Muckmaker™ @RealMuckmaker]

Eric Trump says he was spit on at Chicago restaurant @CNNPolitics https://t.co/flebcHnQj1

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Hey @TulsiGabbard I didn’t realize Tom Cruise worked in Trump’s cabinet.

#DemocraticDebate

[SabrinaStoneMusic @Sabrina_S_Music]

Of all of the extraordinary musicians I have known, @erinhillharp is not only one of the most supernaturally gifted, she is also one of the first who saw and encouraged music in me. Eternally grateful for this stunning soul. If you get the chance to see her play live, DO! ✨

[SabrinaStoneMusic @Sabrina_S_Music]

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[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Early morning in Williamsburg... can already hear the sound of white people recommending documentaries to each other.

[SabrinaStoneMusic @Sabrina_S_Music]

🤩 THIS SUNDAY AT THE MERCURY LOUNGE IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE! New Video! New covers! New music! More Radiohead! (Please subscribe to the channel if you dig it and join us at the gig if you're in NYC.) 😍
https://t.co/GDolpQnPdQ

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

@Whatevah_Amy Fruit snack purple

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

People in movies calling 911 then going “Yes, Officer,” as if someone picked up on the other line and said, “Yes hello this is a cop.”

[Ronnie Blum @RonnieBlum2]

Huge numbers on my notifications!!

All of them, “In case you missed it.”