Ronnie Rottloff

Certified Scrum Master and Technical Program Manager

[Ronnie Rottloff @RonnieRotten43]

My kids think I “fix things.”

Well, I *eventually* fix things — after I install the wrong part, waste an hour, and relearn that “fast troubleshooting” is just gambling with extra steps.

DevTeams do the same jump-to-solution thing. The fix is boring: name the problem first.

[Ronnie Rottloff @RonnieRotten43]

@MrThadCastleFux You have zero clue what you are talking about when it comes to the term ‘Redskins’ so why would anyone care what else you had to say?? Zzzzzzzzz

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@arielhelwani Philly is meh? That’s wild bruh…I’d stick to MMA stuff with hot takes like that. Love your show…but mannnn you might want to reconsider that take.

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@Dollywood it’s a shame what type of crowds you allow here…why am I spending $100 on premium timesaver passes if I still have to wait 45 mins in every line?!?! Food lines a mile longrides are closedsuper disappointing. If you sell a timesaver to every park patron,everyone waits

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@batting4th @ajsimmonsphoto @dcbased @frank_seravalli By that same logic, “shut up and dribble” has merit. But you probably don’t see it that way.

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@MikeMiss25 I think a different group of people would, yes. No one is ever happy Mike…is that a surprise?

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@JacobPacheco6 He was hurt and y’all cheered fuck Embiid… you guys gotta do better

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@tzimst_ @SnellSZN This post did not age well at all…

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@bigmananderson1 @CogginToboggan This wins the Internet for the day. My guy owns all the real estate in KATs head!!

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…a T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch’s 🍇 #biggie #GOAT #schmiggiepaws #igotastorytotell https://t.co/60L9wsvQqP

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@AllOutShow 45 for the cut...10 to my barber for tip

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It’s the little things…like a really good cheese pull from a homemade grilled cheese 🧀 sammich #stayathome #WorkFromHome #agile

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@ChrisThompson_4 Not sure if you got a guy…but I’m a big fan…would love to help…

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I just earned the 'GIVING (2020)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Ruy24yVmjx #untappdgiving

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