Laura Roncone

Aunt. Vegetarian. Marathoner. Lover. Optimist. Mistress. Pogonophile. Denim Enthusiast. Triangle Expert. Gin Connoisseur.

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@AirCanada Still waiting for the seat change I was promised 15 days ago via DM. I’ve been reaching out and have been getting ignored. Not fun and a waste of my time.

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@CP24 Stop using ‘return to work’, how incredibly tone deaf from Da Silva. We’ve all been working, in many cases longer hours than before. If the shift to hybrid isn’t permanent, employers can expect to lose talent. It’s not our responsibility to make high office rent costs ‘worth it’.

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@AirCanada @AirCanada_OPS We booked row 12 A&C (window & aisle) but have been moved to row 14 D&E (middle seats) for no reason. We booked the seats we booked to avoid sitting next to a stranger (& to avoid a middle seat) & want our confirmed seats back. Please help! AC856

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@SherryKnight19 Nooooooo!

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

What happens on the bottom rack?!

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

This did not age well. 👀

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

How excited are optometrists for next year? 👓🥕

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@mlo10 @blogTO

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@mlo10 @nytimes Yes! She’s just the best.

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@chrissyteigen If I don’t have a bundt pan, do you have another pan suggestion I can use to bake your banana bread? 🤞🤞

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@dho86 @DoorDash_Help What the actual fuck?

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@mlo10 Are we looking at @MumfordAndSons newest member? #MumfordAndSonsAndDads

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@rob_farmingshow Something for MIL?

Coronavirus lockdown: Gallery pieces become online jigsaw puzzles https://t.co/5vR6PcvRN5

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@mlo10 @OJAD252 Also this

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@mlo10 @OJAD252 Next project

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@rob_farmingshow Did you write this? 🤣🤣

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

These 9 can fight it out for second place. Nothing tops Maltesers. NOTHING!

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@OJAD252 Is this you?

[Shawna Gawreluck Insert $8 here @ShawnaGofABPoli]

I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell.

He’s taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully “performing a health check”.

He taught the children the technique.

I may divorce him.

[Laura Roncone @Ronny_Bernstein]

@OJAD252 😇

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Stephen McNeil @StephenMcNeil]

I’ve been seeing posts of Nova Scotians having to visit their loved ones in nursing homes by waving to them through the window. We want to make it easier for our elders to connect to their loved ones. That’s why we’re purchasing up to 800 iPads for long-term care facilities.

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

“COVID” is an “r” and “e” away from forming the word “DIVORCE”. So practice marital distancing too. Just to be safe.