Got divorced today after I was golfing all day for the 4th day in a row. Now I finally can golf in peace without a bitch blowing up my phone. I packed my shit up and said by to the children and left. Gotta stay a tour rod am I right? #tourrod#pga#LARK#ball
@PMSummerComfort What a chud, if your wearing PM you better be in the club house locker room getting ready for your round. We don’t play pub courses unless it’s T100. #chud#PM
Just got pressed by the boutique people at the mall. Bro was 6’5, black and tats all over his neck. They took 60 bucks from me. Should I have swung and potentially shot?
Was caddying today With this guy. He said “if you’re married and on a trip without her and some chick is eyeing you down and tempting you. Leave and go jerk off and then everything will be good”.
Best advice I’ve ever heard. #goon#golf#wives#TFN