Ronny Fritz

Philosophy grad school dropout. Busines school sellout. Texas code monkey. Okay family man. Sub-par Catholic. You're gonna hate the way I tweet—I guarantee it.

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You too, Megan @Sprint. You, too.

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@FreddyLA7 No, it's not. That's just Twitter for you.

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@FreddyLA7 Not many decades ago, there were even still a fair number of people speaking German regularly in some. Fredericksburg, Texas is one such place, but it has been dying out there, sadly. Texas Germans spoke an interesting amalgam of archaic German peppered with English loan words.

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@FreddyLA7 There are many small towns around the USA founded mostly by Germans or German-speaking immigrants (the latter include my ancestors from 19th-century Alsace-Lorriane).

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@COGs_Anemyre @nimbytwink @depression2019 Ah, but you conveniently dodged their point that "the Vatican literally has time machines" hidden away. Hah—checkmate, altar boy! Either Pope Leo must reveal the existence of the Chronovisor, or people like the ones in this video will expose it by force.

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@ubisoftnordic Ubisoft Connect (PC)

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@TorstenProchnow @elonmusk @SpaceX Me reading this tweet and trying to imagine the likelihood that Trump and Musk would "set aside pride and work together."

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@melzzeeymsp @WhiteHouse @POTUS Trump posted the image from his official Truth Social account. The official White House account on X then posted this screenshot of it with his blessing. Why are you distancing the president from what was promulgated via both his personal and governmental channels on his behalf?

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@EvilMopacATX IOW, panic buy as much water and toilet paper as you can get your hands on.

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Not sure for whom I feel worse: the fan of Modern Family who was excited to score a photo with one its stars, Ty Burrell, but had some random guy right behind them; or Bryan Cranston because the fan didn't recognize that guy was the star of Breaking Bad and wanted him removed. 😆

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@reddit_lies

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❌️ Marvel villain Ultron: an AI that processed the entirety of the Internet within seconds and concluded that hamanity must be exterminated.

✔️ More realistic Ultron: an AI that processed the entirety of the Internet within seconds and concluded that hamanity must be trolled.

[Kairon @Kairon404]

AI will never be as fully competent as we want because we accidentally poisoned the dataset of the internet with the Rickroll

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@timothynash @Leishac @FormerlyCBM Because it's not a generation in the genealogical sense, but rather in a sociological sense. Former is entirely defined by parent-child distinction within a family, whereas latter is abitrarily set to specific years designated by demographers. The cut-off year is what it is. 🤷‍♂️

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Does this now mean that if a Cybertruck goes up in flames, we can call it a dumpster fire? 🔥

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Fact not speculation

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CrowdStrike's sales pitch gives some perspective on the potential scope if the Falcoln Sensor bug.

https://t.co/kSzwFOZijf

#CrowdStrike Falcon #outage #bug

[Ananay @ananayarora]

Full technical breakdown as to why Crowdstrike's update caused a worldwide BSOD – crashing computers at Airports, Banks, Casinos, 911, Hospitals and more. 🧵
(1/n)

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@OpenIrons @TwoEyeHead @Microsoft @Azure Been there at least since the SolarWinds attack, methinks.

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"Put everything in the cloud," they said.

Global @Microsoft @Azure DevOps #outage

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For perspective upon the potential scope of a global #Microsoft #Azure #outage, there are "nearly 350,000 businesses using Azure cloud computing solutions" as of 2024 according to @HGInsights_.

https://t.co/wsSgHFRFcX

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Fun fact—according to @SRG_Research, @Microsoft had 25% of the worldwide market share of cloud infrastructure services in Q1 2024, which put it as the next largest provider after the leader @Amazon at 31%.

https://t.co/4SqPiWoAKP

#Azure outage

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@KaladinFree Nature documentary voice: "The smaller dog's efforts to intimidate a rival with its yapping are interrupted by a low warning growl from the larger and more elder dog that has quietly approached from behind. A few more yaps and growls are exchanged, and the smaller dog runs away."