Ron Paul’s Bat

Here to bully politicians and “journalists”, as we beat back Statists with Ron Paul’s bat. (Libertarian parody account, also on Facebook/IG)

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Elon Musk has never:
- arrested people
- killed people
- spied on Americans w/out warrant
- bombed countries
- taken money from your paycheck
- restricted your gun rights

Yet people will treat HIM as their enemy instead of their socialist government politicians.

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The racist "shouldn't have touched him" crowd were singing a different tune after Kyle Rittenhouse was hit over the head with a skateboard. Hypocrites.
#KarmeloAntony

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@DefiantLs And the neocons all mocked him. And here we are in 2026 and nothing has changed. In fact, it's gotten worse.

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NASA coverage of Artemis II launch.

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Can we talk about how bad the NASA coverage of the Artemis II launch was? Camera didn't even follow the rocket during liftoff. And they literally showed random people on their phones during SRB separation. And I'm pretty sure some of the camera shots came from a cell phone.

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I don't need to search the world for things to be concerned about. My concerns are the ones right in front of me: my family, my friends, my town.

I get that neocons will neocon. But even a handful of people on the actual right are cheering about Iran.

How are house prices doing in America? How about the lost souls wandering the streets of our cities at night, or the conservative families who did everything right but their kids got caught in the trans hideousness anyway?

It is the left that, bored with bourgeois life, historically inverted this natural order.

Rousseau was all tears and pity about the earthquake in Lisbon, but put his own children in a foundling asylum.

John Lennon wanted world peace, but had no contact with his son from his first marriage.

The best line in the Tucker Carlson interview of the heretical Mike Huckabee was when Huckabee said that without Iran we wouldn't have the problem on the border with Lebanon, and Tucker responded, the way a conservative would, by saying: what problem on the border with Lebanon? I'm not having a problem on the border with Lebanon. I live in Maine.

And we weren't born yesterday: no right winger, observing the American regime, thinks to himself: these people care deeply about the Iranian public.

But as our own country crumbles, the temptation to get excited about foreign adventures increases. It's a perverse paradox.

I promise you, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin do not steer you right, and they are not steering you right now.

If you're on the right, you have an appreciation for the precariousness of the human condition. You certainly do not think: if the regime deposes a man it dislikes, this will lead to a better outcome. You do not know that. History is not kind to that kind of naïveté, and if there's one thing right-wingers are not, it is naive.

The true heart of America is not Ben Shapiro but John Quincy Adams (and Henry Clay, and so many others who echoed the same sentiments):

"[America] has, in the lapse of nearly half a century, without a single exception, respected the independence of other nations while asserting and maintaining her own.

"She has abstained from interference in the concerns of others, even when conflict has been for principles to which she clings, as to the last vital drop that visits the heart....

"Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be.

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy.

"She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all.

"She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but the problem with #abortion in the case of rape is the wrong person gets executed.

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Dropping bombs on a country and saying "it's not a war" is like punching someone in the face and saying "it's not a fight."

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@Grummz "Come back with a warrant"

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The same level of zeal and precision to prosecute #J6 "insurrectionists" should be used to prosecute the people who stormed the church in Minnesota.

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President Obama on immigration. #ICE #Immigration #Deportation

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Imagine surviving a holocaust just to have your grandkids be mad at a dance. #puka

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All these "a strike is not a war" clowns in the comments of Crowder's Rumble feed when he had @ComicDaveSmith the other day. Imagine punching someone and then saying "it's not a fight."

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No kings! 🤡

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When the government shuts down, they always threaten to stop paying soldiers, but they never threaten to stop taxing you.

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When the government shuts down and life goes on normally:

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@DefiantLs Every day I say to myself, the Left can't get more retarded. But here I am, wrong again.

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@elonmusk They always go for the kids. Always.

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@Mrgunsngear The "don't need a man" crowd took a big L that day.