Ron U. Swanson

American. Woodworker.

[Ron U. Swanson @RonUSwanson1]

@daxshepard

[Ron U. Swanson @RonUSwanson1]

I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

[Ron U. Swanson @RonUSwanson1]

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

[Ron U. Swanson @RonUSwanson1]

Never half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

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@daxshepard
just listened to
@LilRel4
episode, seems to me like you have never seen Tom cruise dance in tropic thunder. Please watch! I’m sure his soul # would make it to 10.
@ArmchairExpPod