Ruby Esther

Esther? I barely know her! Hi, I'm a comedian. Buy tickets to my show!

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

I was on the train and this high school kid hit on me through air dropping notes and honestly it was super smooth until he saw me screenshot them

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

My favourite animal is my mum’s spotify wrapped

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

NEVER get on the bad side of a girl in her hyphenating her middle name era

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Feel like shit just want my polly pockets back

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

My therapist has no idea the bomb I’m bout to drop into todays session

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

all men do is talk to me about stanley kubrick

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

I’m exactly who you all think I am. Lady Bird is my favourite film :(

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

@rosiecd It may have been!!!

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Just found out my year eleven english essays are still being used as exemplars in class and that news is a high no drug has ever offered me

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Character development alert! I love to listen to obscene and incredibly sexist rap when I write I guess

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Just replied to all my unread messages yeah pretty big day

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Just tried to google a memory! Full brainrot has been reached! We are at capacity!

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

My parents paid off their mortgage I’m so annoyed that was supposed to be MY moment when I got rich and famous and saved them :(

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Don’t believe everything you hear Melbourne, I do in fact have a lot of tickets available for tonight and tomorrows shows! Grab em here! Please! Yeah!

https://t.co/oAdRpGgGrt

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Melbourne I’ve arrived and even though I’ve been incredibly chill and nonchalant about it, I’d actually love you to buy tickets here https://t.co/oAdRpGg8BV

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Bout to start promoting my two week run in Melbourne the way jojo siwa is promoting her one song

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

When I imagine myself as a fully grown woman (I am one) I am picturing this

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Number one on the field and number one in your heart 🫶

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

Melbourne! I am coming to your comedy fest this April and contrary to popular belief I have not sold out! Please come! Please! Pls!

[Ruby Esther @Rooesther]

@wrigglemania You know the answer in your heart