Myfanwy Thomas

Personal memoranda of Myfanwy Thomas, Rook of the Checquy.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

Somebody was parking in my space at work today. I gave brief thought to having their car imploded, but couldn't justify the cost.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

I love #EOFY! I am an accounting DEMON. The #Checquy Chief Financial Officer has started moulting out of sheer stress when I enter the room.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

So, we found him innocent. We had to. But I've put a Checquy tail on him for a couple of weeks, and we'll see what we see.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

The problem is, my standards for 'reasonable doubt' are completely unreasonable. I know the impossible happens. I get paid to deal with it.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

So, tomorrow we have to deliver a verdict, and to be perfectly honest, I think we're going to have say 'innocent.' Even though he may not be

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

There was no sign of intangibility, or anything else weird. I feel horrendously guilty.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

Trial: I was CONVINCED the accused had some sort of intangibility power, so I used my powers to make him trip. He knocked over the guard.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

Back in court after a weekend of trashy magazines and chilling with my rabbit. Still torn about what to do with the accused.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

Trial notes: I need a vacation. I keep looking for supernatural explanations for everything. "I can't find my keys... gorgons took 'em!"

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

@darcybear Intangibility gets very complicated. But regardless, there's not a lot that can be done. I can't say anything. I'm a juror.

[Laura Beutler @darcybear]

@RookFiles Maybe it's not universal intangibility. Maybe he can control it.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

Trial notes: Today, I reached out with my abilities, and tried to read the accuse. Nothing. He came off as a normal guy. Could mean nothing.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

@jodilou But what about the locked door? And what happened to the bugs? No trace of them in the body, or the house.

[Jodi Hood @jodilou]

@RookFiles bugs inserted in her nose, with sharp teeth and a hankering for liver?

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

@darcybear The thing is, universal intangibility is extremely rare. Not unheard of, but rare. Records of him give nothing to suggest it.

[Laura Beutler @darcybear]

@RookFiles You have a point. He could just walk out...unless he is trying to appear normal in hope of an acquittal.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

@darcybear Then why is he still in prison? Couldn't he have just walked out? Still, I'll have my people run a check on him. And his wife.

[Laura Beutler @darcybear]

@RookFiles If so, he could walk through the locked door, and potentially reach into his wife to shred her insides.

[Myfanwy Thomas @RookFiles]

@darcybear I just meant that he was a slender little bloke. But it's an interesting idea.

[Laura Beutler @darcybear]

@RookFiles Hmm...when you say "whisp of a man," do you mean that he might be less corporeal than the average person?