Rookie Chef

// two sisters (@katprz and @kristinprz) // two cities (#buffalo and #boston) // two kitchens, always trying something new // #rookiechef

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[trash jones @jzux]

eating a really good bowl of soup actually counts as meditation

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Me:

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

They said rain sounds help you go to sleep. It sound like somebody frying pork chops in my ear.

[juan @juanbuis]

quick update from the annual french stretchy cheese competition — they're reaching absolutely ridiculous levels of stretch

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding a pickle like a cigarette) do you mind if i?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when you’re an adult you can eat an entire loaf of challah for dinner. like nobody checks

[Greb Comics 🐸 @GrebComics]

Someone sent me this

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my Chipotle order warm in case you wondered how seriously I take Taco Tuesday.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I don’t want to BeReal I want a BiRria taco

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

when a recipe calls for specific measurements and i “just eyeball it”

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[Netflix @netflix]

Happy first day of Fall.

[Rookie Chef @RookieChef_]

when it says to let the cookies cool on a wire rack for 5-10 minutes out of the oven, but I can’t help myself and take a bite

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it