Clavicular had a 10/10 girl on his lap in the car and pulled the smoothest move ever ๐ณ
Him: "wanna see a vape trick?"
Her: "yeah"
Him: *kisses her instead*
Think the trick worked? ๐ฅ
Clavicular had a 10/10 girl on his lap in the car and pulled the smoothest move ever ๐ณ
Him: "wanna see a vape trick?"
Her: "yeah"
Him: *kisses her instead*
Think the trick worked? ๐ฅ
Holy sh*tโฆ๐
She thought sheโd already claimed Clavicular with that kiss.
Then her friend stepped in and made it longer, deeper, and way more shameless - right in front of her.
The exact second she realized her โwinโ only lasted until her friend decided to raise the bar๐ญ๐
He is Lucky?
StableRonaldo, Jynxzi & LosPollos turned a perfectly stable plank walk into pure chaos in under 10 seconds, sending themselves into one of the most cinematic free-falls of their entire Chained Together marathon.๐ญ๐
A girl spent the night with Clavicular and woke up to $10K in her hand ๐ณ
"Go buy yourself something nice, happy holidays"
He kissed her goodbye and went straight back to streaming ๐ฅ
Clavicular found the perfect girl on stream and hit her with the PICKUP masterclass ๐
First: "you have ideal cheekbones"
Then: "in my bedroom, I'll end the stream and we'll go"
She agreed on the spot - stream ended 2 minutes later ๐ฅ
Clavicular kissed a 101/100 blonde in the club and her friend was RIGHT there watching, waiting to be next
"The friend already knew she was next in line"๐ฅฐ๐ฅ
Clavicular kissed a 101/100 blonde in the club and her friend was RIGHT there watching, waiting to be next
"The friend already knew she was next in line"๐ฅฐ๐ฅ
Clavicular: "this is a bad idea, you're gonna regret it, I'm saving you"
Fan: "don't be a pussy bro, the barber wanted $45, fuck that - SHAVE ME"
*Clav shaves him, signs his head*
Clav: "this is late-stage dick riding" ๐โ๏ธ
Clavicular: "this is a bad idea, you're gonna regret it, I'm saving you"
Fan: "don't be a pussy bro, the barber wanted $45, fuck that - SHAVE ME"
*Clav shaves him, signs his head*
Clav: "this is late-stage dick riding" ๐โ๏ธ
Clavicular pulls a new 10/10 every streamโฆ
A fortune teller just told him ON STREAM that he'll
"always HURT and DISAPPOINT" every woman he's ever
with ๐๐ฎ
She wasn't wrong ๐ญ
Clavicular got a drink THROWN at him mid-photo op on streamโฆ
30 seconds later he tracked the guy down in the crowd, GRABBED him โ and the stream conveniently panned to the ground ๐๐