Reed Samson

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@MitchJonez nice! whatd u hit?

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@DougyTweets10 am curious if zed thinks were back

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It's 2005 and the only worrisome viral phenomenon is Fall Out Boy

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@taymoo7 shes an english setter?

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coworker glaring. *Voldemort voice* Ah the one who does nothing, come to cry.

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@KalebHueftle barely made it outta Linc

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Stupid sexy weather channel

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@DougyTweets10 Only if you're holding on to yesteryear

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Feel like being Joe Pesci in a sticky fingered bandit form for work Halloween but there are 0 harry canidates

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Wistfully watching the Gladiator scene where Russell Crowe dies.

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4th and 3 we go to Aurora

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@DougyTweets10 Doug we can beat ou

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@EsfandTV Offer money to anyone with a car. Making fun of midwest but yall dont have the balls to ask w/o a middleman.

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@cthulhusker69 Boring taste in men, man

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On tiktok when the amateurs start with a throat clear,

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@cwilch That Burkhead Jersey still hits

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@lilgingerb Text somebody that misses you and get some food.

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@heyshantehey @marley_macek Flood plain

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@PatrickRothfuss https://t.co/swV50KSfTr

holy smokes, this reminds me of your cursed tree; picking out the unwanted aesthetics as a collective consciousness.

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@ashlie @OPPDCares Kind of shocked you left Calif.