whyistheroosterqueen

“I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm going to get real weird with it.”

[whyistheroosterqueen @RoosterQueen4]

If your nightstand don't have a drawer for sex toys, a drawer for Weed'nShit, and a drawer for secret snacks then I honestly have no idea how ya livin yo life.

[Bubs @BubbyMalloy]

Invents phone screen that can actually be seen in the sunlight

Displaces Elon

[whyistheroosterqueen @RoosterQueen4]

Alright that's it. Can everyone quit sending groups of immigrants all over the country to make a misguided point? Disgusting.

[whyistheroosterqueen @RoosterQueen4]

Misuse of the word "grooming" might actually make my head explode. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

[whyistheroosterqueen @RoosterQueen4]

That moment when you realize that your trauma real, and that it goes back soooo much further than you realize.

::shrugs:: the whole fucking world is on fire, I'll watch that instead.

[whyistheroosterqueen @RoosterQueen4]

Least favorite after shower game:

Is That A Bug On Me Or Just A Loose Hair?

[Tony Michaels 🎙 @thetonymichaels]

MAGA BIG MAD because they don’t know the definitions to words…

One of the SCARY words in “liberal world order” 😱😱😱

Are you a liberal or a fascist?

[Dr. Drew Montez Clark For Florida @drewmontezclark]

As soon as a government starts using phrases like “liberal world order” openly, that government is NOT a constitutional republic.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

At last, a jurist on the SCOTUS worthy of the legacy of, Justice Thurgood Marshall!
#KetanjiBrownJackson

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

@RonnyJacksonTX I like when he said he'd sleep with Ivanka if she weren't his daughter

[Harris2024 @xenamidala]

Thank you Dallas! You can inject this right into my veins. Once I'm done listening to Killing in the Name on a loop, it'll be: Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Greg Abbott.

[Truth Matters 💙 @one4REALchange]

Send in the Clowns to defend this buffoon, because otherwise he's going up the river.

[Ayoka Systems @ayokasystems]

If you are wondering why Radio Shack is trending... Well, you're gonna have to look for yourself 👀

#radioshack

[Janet Johnson @JJohnsonLaw]

The steering wheel isn’t the story. He was an accessory to felony murder. That’s the story.

[Victor Laszlo @Impolitics]

Far too many Americans have no problem with the country being run by a Nazi as long as he’s THEIR Nazi.

[Helen Bach @andshewasgone1]

This fat bottom girl makes her own rocking world go round.

[The USA Singers @TheUSASingers]

R. Kelly got 30 years.

Cool… Cool…

Now do Trump.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Everyone knew about R. Kelly. Everyone knew about Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein. Everyone knew about the Catholic priests. Everyone knew about Trump. I am so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Hilarious that while Cassidy Hutchinson was testifying how deranged and unhinged Trump was, he was busy shouting on his Truth Social app in all caps "I WAS NOT DERANGED AND UNHINGED!!!!"

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

Just to be clear, the cabinet members resigning the day after January 6th confirm Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony that Trump was out of his mind. They didn’t resign out of love for their country. They didn’t want there to be enough members to invoke the 25th amendment.