Carl's Sr.

He/Him
Cat dad

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@dood_whud Me when I fucking get you

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@dood_whud

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

There was a going away party at work, and Tres Leches cake was served. Never having had it before, I asked genuinely what I was eating. I got to tell the "en esta economia" joke in a room full of native Spanish speakers. Y'all, the chorus of laughter got me like

[doomer @uncledoomer]

incredible things are happening in japan

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@subearbia brings home two cases of Sanpellegrino. Me having tasted Italian beverages (other than wine and champagne) thought this was a problem. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. This shit is purty good

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

Being called patrón is a fucking drug I didn't know before today

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

Finally did it. A years worth or daily puzzles.

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@dood_whud I'M SAYING! We'd make a killing in their marketing department.

Name one other company worthy of a 9/11 sale.

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

"I can wipe my own butt... I can wipe my front butt" - my 3 year old niece

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@AccidentalBron

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Knew a meth tweaker who did this with 6 Hi point C-9’s we used to call him crackbeard and threw rocks at him til he fired a return volley

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

I don't think Nintendo's target demo was people with terrible relationships with their mother's (who are also deceased).

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING: in a 9-0 decision, the black-robed Supreme Injustices of Mordor have ruled that the Dark Lord has immunity for official acts undertaken while wielding the One ring to rule them all.

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@subearbia So, the algorithm works is what you're saying.

[Carl's Sr. @RootbeerRobbie]

@dood_whud Have you tried turning it off and back on?

[Filippo 🇨🇦 @filippoq01]

The real reason Furiosa isn’t doing so well at the box office is because George Miller forgot to include the actual most important Mad Max characters

[ATAT @MrBrecken]

Dudes got Anakin's scar, a Crix Madine beard, Obi Wan's AOTC flow, one Sith eyeball, a boyish look in a solemn man, and a forehead that rivals Yoda's.

This man is MR Star War.